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  #1  
March 7th, 2009, 06:35 PM
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I just had to share the latest MIL doings with you all. I am not sure but I think she might be losing her marbles. She announced to BIL, SIL, DH, SIL's husband and I two weeks ago that she was going to have a man she met online through a seniors dating site up from Florida. I have no problem with anyone dating and internet dating can be a great thing. The problem is that MIL has decided to share her plans to have sex and break in every room of her new house (the one she bought in Sept. after her last divorce) with all of us. She actually told DH and I last Saturday when we were all at the same tax prep firm that her plans for tonight were to have dinner with this man then have wild, unbridled sex with him. She told us this with the lady who was working there out on the front porch smoking. I was thinking that this lady didn't want to know about her sex life, DH did not want to know about her sex life and I certainly don't want to know who or what she is doing. I mean I might be conservative, but broadcasting to everyone in the county that you plan a week long sex fest is just a little odd. She actually sent everyone an e-mail earlier this week saying that she does not want any of us coming by her house because it would be embarassing to all of us since she will be having sex. When she asked DH and I over for dinner a week ago last Monday, she told us "Mama's got needs and my ex couldn't have found my g spot with a gps system." All DH said was "Ugh! I really don't want to hear this Mom." Am I the only one that cringes when my MIL wants to share the details of her sex life? I am dreading what she will tell us after this week is over.\
Thanks for letting me vent.
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March 7th, 2009, 06:43 PM
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Oh my word! Call the funny farm! I don't think anyone wants to hear that or be made to think about those types of situations. I think it is just down right weird to announce that type of thing...little lone to your son and other family members...oh my.....
at least she may be in a better, happier mood now
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March 8th, 2009, 01:30 PM
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Oh wow! Totally nutso! At least my MIL isn't quite that bad although she was trying once to tell me about her nighties etc. and I was like "WHOA! TMI!"
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March 24th, 2009, 06:14 AM
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hmmmm. she may need some serious help. i mean shes putting her life at risk (hello HIV???) and also its way too weird with her own son...... has she alwasy been like this?
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March 24th, 2009, 07:52 AM
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DH says she wasn't like this until the last divorce (which was final in Sept).

Update: MIL told us last week that Jer (that's the FL man's name) is moving up to live with her in early April. She already has a 'honey-do' list for him and everything. DH asked me last night if I thought meeting him on line in Feb., having him over for a weeklong WhatEver in March and moving him in by April was not a little sudden. I told him "Heck yeah, it's sudden. If my mother did something like that, I would have her committed." Of course, my parents have been happily married since 1969 so I am not expecting them to split and both are in decent health as well. We haven't mentioned that we are going to have a baby because she will want to know why we are so gung ho on moving to NC in the summer of 2010 and I would truly hate to hurt her feelings by telling her that my child deserves to be near grandparents who aren't going through a second round of teenage sexual exploration.
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March 24th, 2009, 07:52 AM
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DH says she wasn't like this until the last divorce (which was final in Sept).

Update: MIL told us last week that Jer (that's the FL man's name) is moving up to live with her in early April. She already has a 'honey-do' list for him and everything. DH asked me last night if I thought meeting him on line in Feb., having him over for a weeklong WhatEver in March and moving him in by April was not a little sudden. I told him "Heck yeah, it's sudden. If my mother did something like that, I would have her committed." Of course, my parents have been happily married since 1969 so I am not expecting them to split and both are in decent health as well. We haven't mentioned that we are going to have a baby because she will want to know why we are so gung ho on moving to NC in the summer of 2010 and I would truly hate to hurt her feelings by telling her that my child deserves to be near grandparents who aren't going through a second round of teenage sexual exploration.
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June 30th, 2009, 10:48 AM
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Ewwww - The thought of my MIL even having sex gives me the creeps. I can't imagine hearing her talk about it - yuck!
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July 22nd, 2009, 08:52 AM
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I know this isn't funny to you.. but this made me laugh. If this was my MIL I would tell my mommy's boy (DH) to get his mother under control.. haha!
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