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August 18th, 2006, 09:45 AM
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Husband Technical Support!

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Signed: Desperate Wife

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Dear Troubled User:

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.

Best of luck,

Tech Support
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August 18th, 2006, 02:08 PM
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August 19th, 2006, 10:47 PM
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This is ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL! May I copy it for my DD when she gets married and my future DIL's?
Are you the author? (so I can give credit where credit is due.) This is AWESOME! I've got to tell the ladies on another board where I post to come and read this. LOVE IT!
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August 20th, 2006, 02:37 AM
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This is ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL! May I copy it for my DD when she gets married and my future DIL's?
Are you the author? (so I can give credit where credit is due.) This is AWESOME! I've got to tell the ladies on another board where I post to come and read this. LOVE IT![/b]
Feel free to share it. I was just surfing the internet and found it. I have no idea who wrote it. I just thought that you ladies would enjoy reading it. Its nice to have a laugh! I will share more as I find them. I thought that it was so cute and funny!
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