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September 7th, 2010, 09:19 PM
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"Religion is like a penis. It's great that you have one, and it's fine to be proud of it. But Please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around, and please don't shove it down children's throats."

(stolen from a friend's FB status)
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September 8th, 2010, 12:31 AM
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Hahahahahaha!

How many people unfriended her after that? LOL
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September 8th, 2010, 02:14 AM
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Lmao
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September 8th, 2010, 07:15 AM
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Hahahahahaha!

How many people unfriended her after that? LOL
lmao no kidding!!!
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September 8th, 2010, 08:35 AM
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lmao good one
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There's a picture for it on the Godless Liberal group! It's sooo funny!
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That was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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September 8th, 2010, 12:59 PM
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i love that!!!
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September 9th, 2010, 11:16 AM
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I love it. I would show it to DH and he might be brave enough to post that, but I am not sure it would sound the same coming from a man than a woman. LOL
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Haha that is awesome!!
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bwahahahaaha!!
Shared that with a male friend of mine, his response was gold
" I always thought it was like a penis because the guy who has it always exaggerates the power n size of it because he knows you cant see it "
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September 12th, 2010, 07:49 AM
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bwahahahaaha!!
Shared that with a male friend of mine, his response was gold :d
" i always thought it was like a penis because the guy who has it always exaggerates the power n size of it because he knows you cant see it "

awesome, lmao
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September 12th, 2010, 03:21 PM
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bwahahahaaha!!
Shared that with a male friend of mine, his response was gold
" I always thought it was like a penis because the guy who has it always exaggerates the power n size of it because he knows you cant see it "
LOL!!!!!
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September 14th, 2010, 10:03 PM
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bwahahahaaha!!
Shared that with a male friend of mine, his response was gold
" I always thought it was like a penis because the guy who has it always exaggerates the power n size of it because he knows you cant see it "
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September 15th, 2010, 03:59 PM
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here are some



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September 15th, 2010, 05:50 PM
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GOLD!

Religion is like sausage. If you want to enjoy it, you canít learn too much about how it is made.
^Stolen from the interweb
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Jenna that f'in rocks! OMG I gotta share!
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You girls are so funny. I love them all!
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