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September 8th, 2010, 08:24 PM
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This is the most recent one on the church near me:
"PUSH: Pray Until Something Happens."

It made me LOL as I was driving by.
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September 8th, 2010, 09:07 PM
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Ah, PULL would have been great!
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September 9th, 2010, 07:52 PM
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There is one near me that says "without God there would be no Atheist"
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September 9th, 2010, 09:38 PM
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Oh no the best one around here right now is simply "Spare the rod, Spoil the child." Such a loving religion. LOL

There was one I saw a few months ago "Honk if you love Jesus. Text while Driving if you want to meet him." I saw several people, even people that don't live in my town, post that one on Facebook, so you may have seen a picture of the sign.
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September 10th, 2010, 08:11 PM
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There was one I saw a few months ago "Honk if you love Jesus. Text while Driving if you want to meet him." I saw several people, even people that don't live in my town, post that one on Facebook, so you may have seen a picture of the sign.
I've seen that one before.
It hits a bit close to home because I had a friend die while texting and driving
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September 12th, 2010, 01:04 AM
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A church near my MIL's house recently had "Stop drop and roll does not work in hell" on their sign. Cracked us up every time we drove by it!
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September 13th, 2010, 06:13 PM
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ok this had me googling!!!
now i dont know how many of these are "real" but they are funny lol







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September 13th, 2010, 11:09 PM
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I saw the beaver lick one on FB awhile ago, apparently its the name of a town in the USA.
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I love church signs! They almost always make me laugh.
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September 25th, 2010, 05:15 PM
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It's because they're so 'innocent' and not at all 'perverted'!

I am so glad I don't exist tho!
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There's one near me that says "Do you know where your children are?" and because I'm a smarty I always comment 'in the backseat of my car, if you don't know where your children are I highly doubt they're in that church.'
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October 5th, 2010, 10:27 PM
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October 6th, 2010, 04:27 PM
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lol rocket surgery
There was one in a nearby village that said

"Shock your Mother,
go to church"
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October 20th, 2010, 11:04 PM
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These are so funny! I drove by a particularly corny one today that made me think of this thread.

"Give Satan an inch and he will become your ruler."
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October 21st, 2010, 07:58 AM
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There was one in a nearby village that said

"Shock your Mother,
go to church"

haha that would totally shock my mother!!! being as she knows my stance on god and religion she'd ask me if i was feeling okay LOL
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October 27th, 2010, 12:18 PM
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nevermind. cant get the link to work.
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