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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3, when the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw an opportunity for a moral lesson and said, "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake; I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
An atheist woman saw a child out in front of a neighborhood house with a sign that read, "Adorable kittens--FREE."
The next day, the atheist noticed the same child in front of a neighborhood church with a sign reading, "Adorable Methodist Kittens-- FREE."
A couple of days later, the kid was in front of the synagogue with a sign reading, "Adorable Jewish Kittens--Free."
So, the atheist wasn't surprised when the next day the child was in front of her own house with a sign promising "Adorable Atheist kittens."
"Now, really," she told the child, "they are adorable kittens, but I have a problem with your advertising. I've seen your kittens change their religion every day for a week. Why do you think I'll believe that these are atheist kittens now, all of a sudden?"
"Well," said the child, "now they have their eyes open."
<span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">Kelly</span>
Aww the kitten one is so cute! I would have taken them any religion, just because kitties are so cuddly and loving.
And Kevin and Ryan are soooo normal boys. As if a five-year-old cares about Jesus.
My MIL told my nephew (three) that Jesus would be sad and apologize if he ran over his cousin's leg (on his new bike, no less, that his uncle had just given him for his birthday!) and he said WELL THEN I SURE DON'T WANT HIM TO COME PLAY!