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February 2nd, 2012, 09:27 AM
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Expecting #1
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You know what I'm wondering today? How come it takes the sperm just a few hours to get through the fallopian tubes, but it takes like a week for the egg to get through? I know what the technical answer is, because the sperm has a tail but the fertilized egg does not. But seriously, why can't our eggs be made with a motor? Why do only sperm get to move fast? Why am I thinking about this, you ask? Well, because I'm 5PDO and I'm DYING to test, but I can't because the egg is taking it's merry little time getting through the tubes.
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February 2nd, 2012, 09:31 AM
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Mega Super Mommy
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I love this and agree...our eggs need motors!
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February 2nd, 2012, 09:33 AM
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Mega Super Mommy
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You know you bring up a good point. When TTC it would be cool if we could add some motors to the eggs. I always tell myself that stuff like this teaches patience, but maybe I wasn't cutout to have a great deal of patience...lol
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February 2nd, 2012, 09:33 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Lucy I love it!
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February 2nd, 2012, 09:35 AM
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Expecting #1
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It isn't fair, is it?
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February 2nd, 2012, 09:36 AM
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Expecting #1
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CAIT!!!!!! I haven't chart stalked you yet today!!!!! Your chart is still amazing! I am so anxious for tomorrow!
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February 2nd, 2012, 09:38 AM
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Marathoning mom to 3 boys
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So well said, Lucy. I hate the patience you have to exercise when TTC...Come on, eggie!!!! Go ahead and snuggle in so Lucy can test and get her BFP!
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February 2nd, 2012, 09:44 AM
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Maybe it has something to do with weight and then when it gets fertilized it gets heavier.  And because you know, women like to be fashionably late!
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February 2nd, 2012, 10:36 AM
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Lindsey ~ Expecting #1
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 That is sooooo funny! Your egg needs to be more like this guy  running to the finish line! I can't wait to see your BFP. When are you testing, Lucy?!
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February 2nd, 2012, 10:37 AM
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I think if the egg had a tail too, it would be running from the sperm!!! lol
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February 2nd, 2012, 01:05 PM
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TTC #2
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That is so funny Lucy. I have a very active imagination. Now I'm picturing little eggies trolling along and spermies swimming around in their little fallopion tube city.
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February 2nd, 2012, 02:05 PM
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 Too funny!!  That eggy better hurry up; I am dying to see Lucy's  .
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February 2nd, 2012, 02:53 PM
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This is sooo true. After being in the military you would think I have a lot of patience.......wrong. I'm only about 3 dpo and I wish the days would go by just a little faster!
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February 2nd, 2012, 03:51 PM
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It'd be awesome if we could get our BFPs faster after ovulation.
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February 2nd, 2012, 04:19 PM
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Expecting #1
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burl Mama x 4
I think if the egg had a tail too, it would be running from the sperm!!! lol
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I'm pretty sure mine roll away from the sperm as soon as I ovulate. That's probably what I keep getting BFNs
Sperm- NO!!!!!!! EGGIE!!!!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU AND WENT THROUGH SO MUCH TO GET HERE! DON'T ROLL AWAY!
Egg- Whatever, sperm! I'd rather die than get fertilized!
Yeah, I'm about 90% sure that's what's been going on in my body at ovulation.
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February 2nd, 2012, 04:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rlh27
I'm pretty sure mine roll away from the sperm as soon as I ovulate. That's probably what I keep getting BFNs
Sperm- NO!!!!!!! EGGIE!!!!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU AND WENT THROUGH SO MUCH TO GET HERE! DON'T ROLL AWAY!
Egg- Whatever, sperm! I'd rather die than get fertilized!
Yeah, I'm about 90% sure that's what's been going on in my body at ovulation.
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SAME HERE!! lol
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February 2nd, 2012, 04:47 PM
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Cautiously expecting #1
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I think eggs also need anchors so they stay put once they are motor-jetted to the uterus...
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February 2nd, 2012, 06:04 PM
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Expecting #1
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There's an image!
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February 2nd, 2012, 06:27 PM
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Lol.... I wish there was something we could do to get it to go faster like do sit ups. Every sit up pushes it further
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February 3rd, 2012, 03:21 AM
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Bwahahaha-- Lucy, you crack me up!!!
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