Until last night my weirdest, most disgusting peestick dream was the one where if you peed on a sandwich toaster it would tell you if you were pregnant or not
Well, last night I went one better than that. I dreamed about peeing on biscuits

and if they turned blue it meant you were pregnant.
Like this wasn't bad enough by itself, after I'd peed on them I left them in the bathroom and some poor random woman my dream invented took a bite out of one!!!
I went on to have a further dream about someone using roast potatoes as a form of bullying

so all in all a normal night!