UPDATE!!!
Just got home & changed!
So... We arrive on time, I get signed in and take care of my co-pay while Danny uses the bathroom. In his own words "I can't rub one out if I've gotta poop."

I

my husband!! He's made this grueling journey more entertaining than I ever dreamed it could be!!
After he'd done his bit, we sat in the waiting room discussing the quality and type of porn offerings they had (I'm always curious!!) We chuckled about that for a bit and he told me that today's sample looked larger than ones he's given in the past. He said it covered the entire bottom and he'd never done that before.
The nurse finally came back and got us. This was the first time that we'd really had a decent wait there. Usually I'm in and out of there in like 15 minutes, but my IUI wasn't actually performed until 11:50 this morning. I know IUI appts take longer because of the washing, etc... so it was no biggie, other than the fact that we were getting hungry!
So we get in the room and the nurse asks us how we're doing, blah blah blah... She gives me my Crinone script (progesterone suppositories) & instructions and then gets to our sample information...
50 MILLION SPERM WITH 90% MOTILITY!!


Okay... let me explain the complete and total spasm I just had. The highest count we've
EVER had for an IUI was 14 million... So, 50?!? Um, yeah! We both looked at each other

Dr. Castlebaum came in, nice as always

, and said "Great sample!" He asked me what my name was. I said "Are you serious?"

He

and said "I sure am!" So I told him, he asked me Danny's name and I told him.
I told him about the massive O pains that started late last night on my right side and he said our timing looked perfect! We told him how geeked we were about Danny's numbers and he was so happy for us. He told us a story about a patient whose husband had bad numbers, like IVF bad, and she told her husband "Don't even come downstairs if you don't have sperm!" They got a good sample and she's currently 9 weeks!
So we get Mr. Ducky in and he starts to insert the catheter and I dunno if I was just uber sensitive or what, but it smarted, so I jumped. He apologized... I apologized... Everyone was very sorry.

He said "It's okay, sometimes the nerve endings near the cervix can be a little sensitive... You're about 10 seconds away from being pregnant. Let's start this again."
He started again, I didn't feel a thing and it was over! He pulled out the little footrest part of the table, told me to hang out for 10 minutes and then we were free to go.
After they left the room, we kept looking at each other saying "50 million!?!" We both started giggling and couldn't stop smiling

Danny said "That deserves a fist bump!" I agreed!!
At 12:00, we left and had lunch at Maggiano's where the chef came to the table and took our order special because we were G-free! They have this AWESOME deal for 2 where you get 1 appetizer, 2 classic pasta dishes, a dessert
AND 2 more classic pasta dishes
TO TAKE HOME for tomorrow!!! All for $39.95!
We had the Sausage & Peppers app, Penne Alfredo & Creme Brulee for dessert! I'd never had creme brulee before... it was
AWESOME!! They went a bit heavy on the sugar on top, but the custard itself was absolutely delicious!! We left with 2 bags full of food!!
An overall
GREAT day! We're both really excited and really hopeful about this!