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June 11th, 2007, 07:27 AM
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Got this in a email this morning at loved it! Had to share

Can you cry under water?




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How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?





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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?




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Once you're in heaven,
do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?





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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?




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What disease did cured ham actually have?




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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?





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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up every two hours?




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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?





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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?




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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.





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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?




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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?




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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a stupid song about him?



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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?




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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?




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Why does Goofy stand erect while
Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!




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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy
all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?




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If corn oil is made from corn,
and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?



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If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?





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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?




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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?




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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, He sticks his
head out the window.
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June 11th, 2007, 11:06 AM
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Those were funny. I needed a good laugh this afternoon.
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