His rubber duckie can swim in the toilet!!
I was running his bath and I usually leave him to play in his room while I do that but he inevitably comes crawling after me. I'm leaning over the tub testing the water and I hear him coming, no big deal. I turn around to find his arm stuck down the toilet and one of his little rubber duckies floating around inside. I try to remember to keep the toilet lid down, but obviously had forgotten.
A little on the yucky side, but more funny than anything else. I'm just glad it was pre and not post bath!