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March 26th, 2010, 12:13 PM
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Haa haa...a day in the life
So today, I'm changing Kaiden in the diaper changer area of the packnplay, and I bend down to put the diaper in the trashbin, he is butt naked cause I haven't put his new diaper on yet...and I hear a fart (he farts a lot), and something leaks down my leg...

Well, since my boob is hanging out (I was in the middle of feeding him when I changed him cause lets just say he had definitely filled the diaper based on sounds that were coming out of him) I thought that the leak was boob dripping...ok, no problem...so then I look and its brown!

OMG! My child just pooped strong enough to explode all the way out of the changer, all over my clothes, all over his clothes which were off to the side, all over the changer, and down my legs...

And, so I laughed and congratulated him, and changed my clothes (and his clothes) for the 3rd time today...
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March 26th, 2010, 12:31 PM
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We always wait to change a diaper for that reason! I got so sick of being pooped on. Oh the joys of parenthood!
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March 26th, 2010, 12:33 PM
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LOL, I thought he was done - i swear
but i think i learned my lesson!!
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March 26th, 2010, 12:34 PM
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My niece had explosive poo go all over my MIL. It was gross and sooo funny at the same time. What a little stinker....literally!
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March 26th, 2010, 12:42 PM
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haha I have learned to put the new diaper under the old diaper before removing it Haven't been pooped on yet !!!! My DH has though and I almost peed myself laughing
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March 26th, 2010, 01:06 PM
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hahahaha oooh the joys of new mommyhood! It's amazing what you have to learn on your own
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March 26th, 2010, 01:07 PM
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Tonya, will your escapades never end? LOL
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March 26th, 2010, 01:08 PM
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I have a friend that was telling me about her son (he was a month old at the time, he is now two months old...and she was changing his diaper, and as she was changing it he let out a fart...that was loaded. LOL...she put her hand out as an instinct, (which she said after the fact was not a good idea) so she's covered in poo, her son is covered in poo, and the baby's wall is covered in poo...lol...it took her a bit to figure out what to do, cause first she had to clean herself off before she started cleaning off her son, as quickly as possible for fear he'd follow it up with a pee!!! LOL!!
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March 26th, 2010, 01:17 PM
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LOL you have to just laugh at moments like that!!! It will be totally worth it one day when you get to tell his future wife about it!!
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March 26th, 2010, 01:38 PM
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awesome Tonya!! You are the perfect mother for the grossies!! Good job Kaiden!
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March 26th, 2010, 01:43 PM
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We moved our changing tables off of carpet for that very reason. I keep finding poop on the walls that I missed from when they were little. It's ridiculous how much I've cleaned off the walls and carpet. My DH was horrible about not keeping them covered and letting them explode. It was funny at first, but not any more with the continued clean up. Every time I think it's all clean I find another tiny spot. Their projectile skills amaze me.
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haha I have learned to put the new diaper under the old diaper before removing it Haven't been pooped on yet !!!! My DH has though and I almost peed myself laughing
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March 26th, 2010, 05:30 PM
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March 27th, 2010, 12:28 AM
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LMAO... my fave part of that story is your boob hanging out on top of everything else!! I've had plenty of friends warn me that the first weeks of being a new mom are overflowing with bodily fluids, so sounds like you're right on track! LOL...
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March 27th, 2010, 07:14 AM
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Oh the joys of motherhood! I'm glad you had a good sense of humor about it!
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March 27th, 2010, 07:32 AM
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LOL!!! Too funny! I let Camden lay naked a lot because I know it feels good to get out of that diaper. He seems to projectile poop on me atleast once a week. I love every minute of it too!
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March 27th, 2010, 09:01 AM
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LOL...that is too funny! You go boy!!! hehe
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March 27th, 2010, 09:02 AM
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Sounds wonderful
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March 27th, 2010, 03:52 PM
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Lol my girl has pooped on me, DH, grandma and one of her uncles! Anyone who leaves the diaper off too long gets it!
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March 27th, 2010, 07:58 PM
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Oh brother!!!!
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