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May 1st, 2008, 12:19 AM
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I got this from my friend Matt on Myspace and I thought I would share it with you! LOL

Here's a list of Hallmark Greeting cards, you'll never see! Although, some could come in handy!



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My tire was thumping.


I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire....

I noticed your cat.



Sorry!



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Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.


But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.



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Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

'What the hell was I thinking?'


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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.





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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?



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I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.



After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.


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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.


I never believed in Hell until I met you.



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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.



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Congratulations on your promotion.



Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.




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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad !

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)



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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.


Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.


Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.



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We have been friends for a very long time .


let's say we stop?

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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.


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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.


Did you ever find out who the father was?


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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.


So we're having you put to sleep.



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So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.


Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay


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Dx with PCOS at age 14.
Miscarriage in June 2006
2 cycles of Clomid 50mg
1 cycle of Clomid 100mg resulting in miscarriage
Dx with Adenomyosis on 1/28/10
Clomid 150mg 4/30(day 3) - 5/4(day 5) Ultrasound on May 10th.
5/10 - Ultrasound showed 2 perfect follies! (15mm&17mm) Ovulation predicted within 6 days! Progesterone check ordered for 5/20.
5/27 - New round of Clomid started, no ultrasound this cycle, 2 more cycles planned on our own. If no bfp, onto next step!
6/27 - Round 3 Clomid 150mg started.
7/25 - AF Showed, starting final round of Clomid 150mg on CD3
8/21- AF Showed, In the process of finding a new RE
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May 1st, 2008, 12:27 AM
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Those are all funny specilly the uncle dad
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May 1st, 2008, 12:32 AM
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yeah, it made me laugh so hard!
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Tabitha & Ryan; Married on Saturday, April 17, 2004 -TTC #1 for 7.5 years. Missing our Angels...

Dx with PCOS at age 14.
Miscarriage in June 2006
2 cycles of Clomid 50mg
1 cycle of Clomid 100mg resulting in miscarriage
Dx with Adenomyosis on 1/28/10
Clomid 150mg 4/30(day 3) - 5/4(day 5) Ultrasound on May 10th.
5/10 - Ultrasound showed 2 perfect follies! (15mm&17mm) Ovulation predicted within 6 days! Progesterone check ordered for 5/20.
5/27 - New round of Clomid started, no ultrasound this cycle, 2 more cycles planned on our own. If no bfp, onto next step!
6/27 - Round 3 Clomid 150mg started.
7/25 - AF Showed, starting final round of Clomid 150mg on CD3
8/21- AF Showed, In the process of finding a new RE
*Waiting to see our new RE



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May 1st, 2008, 12:33 AM
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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.[/b]
I needed that one for my first wedding!


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Those are all funny specilly the uncle dad[/b]
Hey now! I grew up in West Viriginia and I have you know I resemble that comment! lol I actually had an Uncle Daddy. (No, he wasn't both!) My Uncle and his daughters moved in with us after his divorce, and stayed for quite a while. We were pretty young, so we called him "Uncle Daddy" because he was around just as much as Dad. We said it was like having two dad's. lol
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May 1st, 2008, 12:38 AM
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Aww that's cute Steph!! =)
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Tabitha & Ryan; Married on Saturday, April 17, 2004 -TTC #1 for 7.5 years. Missing our Angels...

Dx with PCOS at age 14.
Miscarriage in June 2006
2 cycles of Clomid 50mg
1 cycle of Clomid 100mg resulting in miscarriage
Dx with Adenomyosis on 1/28/10
Clomid 150mg 4/30(day 3) - 5/4(day 5) Ultrasound on May 10th.
5/10 - Ultrasound showed 2 perfect follies! (15mm&17mm) Ovulation predicted within 6 days! Progesterone check ordered for 5/20.
5/27 - New round of Clomid started, no ultrasound this cycle, 2 more cycles planned on our own. If no bfp, onto next step!
6/27 - Round 3 Clomid 150mg started.
7/25 - AF Showed, starting final round of Clomid 150mg on CD3
8/21- AF Showed, In the process of finding a new RE
*Waiting to see our new RE



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May 1st, 2008, 12:43 AM
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The sad thing is.....most jokes about West Virginia are true! lol At least for parts of the state. I still love and miss my mountains though!
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May 1st, 2008, 12:50 AM
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It's a pretty state! What part of W.V. did you live in?
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Tabitha & Ryan; Married on Saturday, April 17, 2004 -TTC #1 for 7.5 years. Missing our Angels...

Dx with PCOS at age 14.
Miscarriage in June 2006
2 cycles of Clomid 50mg
1 cycle of Clomid 100mg resulting in miscarriage
Dx with Adenomyosis on 1/28/10
Clomid 150mg 4/30(day 3) - 5/4(day 5) Ultrasound on May 10th.
5/10 - Ultrasound showed 2 perfect follies! (15mm&17mm) Ovulation predicted within 6 days! Progesterone check ordered for 5/20.
5/27 - New round of Clomid started, no ultrasound this cycle, 2 more cycles planned on our own. If no bfp, onto next step!
6/27 - Round 3 Clomid 150mg started.
7/25 - AF Showed, starting final round of Clomid 150mg on CD3
8/21- AF Showed, In the process of finding a new RE
*Waiting to see our new RE



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May 1st, 2008, 01:14 AM
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Born and raise in north central WV. Until a little over 2 years ago. I lived 40 minutes south of Morgantown. Home of WVU GO 'EERS! (Yup....I still bleed BLUE and GOLD!)
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May 1st, 2008, 01:28 AM
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That's quite a bit away from here!
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Tabitha & Ryan; Married on Saturday, April 17, 2004 -TTC #1 for 7.5 years. Missing our Angels...

Dx with PCOS at age 14.
Miscarriage in June 2006
2 cycles of Clomid 50mg
1 cycle of Clomid 100mg resulting in miscarriage
Dx with Adenomyosis on 1/28/10
Clomid 150mg 4/30(day 3) - 5/4(day 5) Ultrasound on May 10th.
5/10 - Ultrasound showed 2 perfect follies! (15mm&17mm) Ovulation predicted within 6 days! Progesterone check ordered for 5/20.
5/27 - New round of Clomid started, no ultrasound this cycle, 2 more cycles planned on our own. If no bfp, onto next step!
6/27 - Round 3 Clomid 150mg started.
7/25 - AF Showed, starting final round of Clomid 150mg on CD3
8/21- AF Showed, In the process of finding a new RE
*Waiting to see our new RE



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May 1st, 2008, 01:33 PM
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad !

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)[/b]
I'm really surprised that Missouri wasn't added to that. I've actually been asked by people on the internet, if any of us even own shoes.



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let's say we stop?[/b]
Wow, I really need that one right about now.
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May 2nd, 2008, 12:41 AM
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad !

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)[/b]
I'm really surprised that Missouri wasn't added to that. I've actually been asked by people on the internet, if any of us even own shoes.
[/b]
One of the things I like most about living in Iowa is that now instead of me getting picked on, I get to tease my friends from Missouri! lol Of course they usually fire back with "you're only 10 miles away....practically still in Missouri, so that goes for you too!"
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May 2nd, 2008, 07:18 PM
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I was happily surprised that Alabama wasn't on that Uncle Dad one. The country may think we are all slow and backwards down here, but at least they don't think we sleep with our brothers.

They are all funny.
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