OMG. I NEVER thought I would see this guy again, and now I really wish I hadn't. He looked like dog poo! I didn't even recognize him at first. This guy and I were "in a relationship" a month or two before I met DH. Today he came into my office needing something, and was smiling at me a lot. Well, everyone smiles at me (some random non-gross looking guy called me beautiful today! ) so I didn't think anything of it, but then he is like, "You look familiar, b/c we know eachother". So I look at him, and sure enough under his dreads and scruffy vomit inducing, maggot infested facial hair, I realize we did "know" eachother. But I am such a great actress (haha) I managed to prevent myself form recoiling in horror at the recollection of who he was, and instead responded with, "I get that a lot". He then says, "No I mean, we really DO KNOW eachother". Ughgh. Ewwww. *vomit*

So I just play it off like I have no clue and he eventually leaves. I cannot get over how horrible he looked (seriously, like a homeless person), and I cannot believe we were ever an anything! I literally feel sick to my stomach. And then it occurred to me that I am married now, PREGNANT with my husband's child, and I felt ashamed and even more disgusted. Like a loose woman or something, LOL. Oh man, it was bad. I am still so grossed out.

I plan on telling our future children this story with the message of, "Don't have sex until you are married. Otherwise, you might run into him/her again and you will not like the memories that come flooding back, especially if they now look like a vagrant Rastafarian"

[greeneyes]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Doooode, that is sooo funny. I mean, I'm sorry your ex looks all nastified, but still... hilarious!

I once ran into an ex because his work banked at the branch I managed and he came in to cash his paycheck. He asked me out for lunch the next day to "catch up". Our relationship didn't end badly or anything so I said sure and BOY! am I ever sorry I did. He ended up spilling his guts to me about all the chicks he got bjs from while we were dating and how he was sleeping with some other chick right before we broke up - it was awwwwkward. And THEN! He tried to kiss me right outside my office except I didn't really get what he was doing and by the time I figured it out and tried to avoid him, he planted this big, sloppy, wet tongue kiss all over the side of my face.

So I guess the moral of the story is... at least he didn't try to kiss you?? LOL

LMAO! OMG Kate, my sides hurt from laughing so much! You are right, at least he didn't try to kiss me, or tell me about all the BJs he got while we were "dating"

[Oriyan]

LMAO!!!

[♥Ashley♥]

[Frozendesire]

Oh my! I guess that's why they are exes hey??? haha.

LMAO!! "magget infested facial hair"!!!!!! Do you have a book of adjectives on you at all times??

[greeneyes]

LMAO!! "magget infested facial hair"!!!!!! Do you have a book of adjectives on you at all times??[/b]

That's not ALL she has on her...

[LisanAndy]

HAHAHA!!!

[alicenwonderland]

you are so good with describing.. LOL

[thepinkleprechaun]

BLECH!!! I can't find the throwing up smiley or else I would use it. I love how you didn't even recognize him...pushed that one way down into the subconscious eh?

[Alison81]

Michelle, you are too funny. Situations like that make you think, what was I thinking?? Unfortunately, that ex for me is my DD's father. LOL It was a rebound relationship, I was not attracted to him AT ALL, in fact, most of the time I was embarassed to be seen with him. I used to try to dress him better, and do his hair, to make him somewhat desirable. I broke up with him a week before I found out I was pregnant with DD because I couldn't stand him another second....too late though, LOL.

And Kate, LOL.

[A*LOT*OF*HOPE]

You are so funny!!!! Dh is looking at me kinda funny, wondering why I am laughing!!

[ShannonMVT]

Michelle. As painful as it is to see him all gross, I still think that's better than if he looked totally hot and you went home and had lusty bacon dreams about him. Hehe. This way you can say "ugh what was I thinking!" go home to your hubby and be happy!

[soImarriedAnerd]

[greeneyes]

Michelle. As painful as it is to see him all gross, I still think that's better than if he looked totally hot and you went home and had lusty bacon dreams about him. Hehe. This way you can say "ugh what was I thinking!" go home to your hubby and be happy![/b]

Mmm, lusty bacons dreams... I'm not sure if that would make me horny or hungry!

[Mars]

LMAO!!!

[sara~b]

HAHA! I look at Dan now and wonder what I saw in Zack (at least physically!). I didn't know what I was missing before now I guess!

[LaLaRose3]

If it makes you feel any better at all, my SERIOUS ex boyfriend who I was with for 2.5 years and was my first...ahem... "everything"... looks horrrrrrrrible now. HORRRRIBLE.