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October 17th, 2008, 07:10 AM
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Why *Parents Drink

The boss *wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not *phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the *main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and *was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello?'

[b]'What are they searching for?'

Still *whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled *giggle...

'ME.'
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October 17th, 2008, 07:31 AM
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Oh no....NOT something I am looking forward to! LOL That was too funny!
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October 17th, 2008, 07:40 AM
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lol
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October 17th, 2008, 08:23 AM
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Ahahahahahaha! That was funny Fi!
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October 17th, 2008, 08:52 AM
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HAHAHAHA!!!
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Cycle #14-15 - Met with new RE, diagnosed with a blocked right tube that previous RE completely overlooked or didnt care to mention. Soy (120mg) - BFN
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October 17th, 2008, 09:18 AM
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Hehe cute
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October 17th, 2008, 09:46 AM
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Hahaha Very Cute!!!
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October 17th, 2008, 11:56 AM
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EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK! That is so cute and funny - but not far from the truth of what could happen LOL!
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October 17th, 2008, 11:15 PM
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October 18th, 2008, 12:30 AM
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this reminds me of the day that Ian locked himself in the bathroom, and I didnt have the key to unlock it LMAO!

Ok, one, we live in an apartment, so my landlord (laughing her butt off by the way, Ian knows her as Gramma Lori) came to rescue her grandson LOL and, two, its one of those doors that has the universal flat head key to unlock it and nothing I had in the house would unlock the door (I now have the key above the door LOL)

the entire time he was in there, he was HYSTERICALLY laughing, he thought it was the funniest thing in the entire world! he kept saying "mommy...MOMMY where is IAN?!" he's such a goof.

But if it came to him hiding, id be scared out of my MIND!!!
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October 18th, 2008, 06:24 AM
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LOL that is funny!
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October 18th, 2008, 08:00 AM
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I've seen that before, but it is just so dang hilarious--gotta love it. Now, I just hope I will not have a child like that!
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