I don't remember when the last time we did a thread like this, but how about you list the best, worst and funniest things about TTC. I still remember some things!


BEST
Cooter cam! Yeaahhh baby! What I find hilarious are the preggos in my DDC that complain about vaginal ultrasounds. Grow a pair I say! I could say something else really vulgar but I probably shouldn't, ha!

In any argument with DH, you can always use the phrase, "You have NO IDEA what I go through!" and automatically win said argument. What's even better, once you get pregnant you can say the same thing and 9 times out of 10 get a cookie out of it!

DH won't complain about not getting any sex! Always a bonus. Plus, you can curb any "oral" duties since you need the spermies. Can't waste them boys!


WORST
Sex because you have to and not because you are feeling the love.

Alll the wasted tests. So much money is literally peed on and discarded in the trash!

Keeping it from others. That was hard for me since it took up a lot of my life. At least I managed to avoid assvice that way though.


FUNNIEST
All the weird scenarios I came up with while getting my exams done. Weird, inappropriate scenarios Here is some real TMI--I had this one fantasy going where we went to the doc, and he told us to dtd in front of him so he could "see why we weren't getting pregnant". That was a good one, but I am partial to fake group sex/voyeurism (not IRL though!)

One word: Queef. Believe it or not, I never had one until TTC. I still managed to finish the task though, once I stopped lmao.


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Dust for all you TTCers!

[*Mrs.J.2011*]

you crack me up! haha

that reminds me.. have any of you ever randomly, I mean for no reason what so ever started cracking up in the middle of dtd?? lol I ask because I thought Chris was going to kill me. It happened to me the other day and I still have no clue wth I was laughing at!

I loved the cooter cam! Heck, they could have stuck the dang thing up my butt if it meant that I got to see my bean! hahaha

Queefing! Happens sooo much more often when there is no condom to keep that messy sperm contained.

Weirdest for me was ME begging for sex! Usually it's the other way around, ya know? I was a horn ball! haha

[Mod-LadyCoconut]

I don't get to 'play' at this... but I'm lmao about MJ's fantasty... so he can SEE why you aren't getting pg...

[Mars]

Michelle, you have me cracking up!!! LMAO!!!

[alicenwonderland]

LOL! Queef! Dh is guilty of making me laugh after sex then *queef*. He looks at me with this weird look on his face. "It's from my vagina I swear! And you just made me lose all the spermies!"

[*krista*]

"It's from my vagina I swear!"[/b]

lmao! I say that exact same thing!

[ShannonMVT]

Michelle.

I had to laugh a little too at the DDC people who were uneasy about the cooter cam. Oh yeah?! Try doing on the cooter cam on CD 1. THEN we will talk about uncomfortable.

[Mod-LadyCoconut]

Michelle.

I had to laugh a little too at the DDC people who were uneasy about the cooter cam. Oh yeah?! Try doing on the cooter cam on CD 1. THEN we will talk about uncomfortable. [/b]

Yeah CD1 def. takes the cake!

[LaLaRose3]

OMG! You girls have me peeing myself right now!

Best:
Our sex live has never been better! Mike can't complain that my wedding band has cut off circulation to my girly bits as the old joke goes!

Worst:
Watching or hearing about unplanned pregnancies.

Funniest:
We get "Booty Calls" from babycenter.com to remind us to DTD!

[Emma&Jack's Momma]

LOL This post rocked! I couldn't stop laughing!

[♥Ashley♥]

[*Mrs.J.2011*]

Best:
Our sex live has never been better! Mike can't complain that my wedding band has cut off circulation to my girly bits as the old joke goes!

Worst:
Watching or hearing about unplanned pregnancies.

Funniest:
We get "Booty Calls" from babycenter.com to remind us to DTD! [/b]

haha i feel like I get booy calls from Chris since he works til midnight and I'm already asleep by then.. he will call on his way home and tell me to wake up and get ready! lol

[alicenwonderland]

Michelle.

I had to laugh a little too at the DDC people who were uneasy about the cooter cam. Oh yeah?! Try doing on the cooter cam on CD 1. THEN we will talk about uncomfortable. [/b]

Yeah! When we're on cyst watch I have had cooter cam right in the middle of AF! And it's not THAT bad. I get it once a year. I think it's better than having to time it and suffer with a full bladder. You'd think pregnant ladies would live in bladder fear more.

Yeah! When we're on cyst watch I have had cooter cam right in the middle of AF! And it's not THAT bad. I get it once a year. I think it's better than having to time it and suffer with a full bladder. You'd think pregnant ladies would live in bladder fear more.
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I know! I was reading a thread and they are talking about how painful it is to hold your bladder and how you don't enjoy the ultrasound as much. Then some were mentioning it is either that or get a dreaded internal ultrasound. How weird is that!? I mean, with a pap you have some strangers hand up in your va-jay-jay, and it's not like they haven't had soemthing bigger then the probe in there before (hopefully ).

I dunno. I also find the "Does your DH go in with you" questions weird. How is it weirder for your DH to watch a gyno exam then it is to be in there alone with a doc and nurse? Heck, my DH got to see my cervix during one of my IUIs--he saw the catheter go in and everything. And another thing , lol, I don't get why people get so freaked out abuot the possibility of pooping on the table during labor. Your vagina is quite possibly splitting in two, and you are worried about making a turd?! Like nurses haven't seen turds before If someone is willing to whisk away a labor turd for me, I thank that person wholeheartedly. I mean, you poo everyday, but how often does a BABY COME OUT OF YOUR VAGINA!?

[ShannonMVT]

I know! I was reading a thread and they are talking about how painful it is to hold your bladder and how you don't enjoy the ultrasound as much. Then some were mentioning it is either that or get a dreaded internal ultrasound. How weird is that!? I mean, with a pap you have some strangers hand up in your va-jay-jay, and it's not like they haven't had soemthing bigger then the probe in there before (hopefully ).

I dunno. I also find the "Does your DH go in with you" questions weird. How is it weirder for your DH to watch a gyno exam then it is to be in there alone with a doc and nurse? Heck, my DH got to see my cervix during one of my IUIs--he saw the catheter go in and everything. And another thing , lol, I don't get why people get so freaked out abuot the possibility of pooping on the table during labor. Your vagina is quite possibly splitting in two, and you are worried about making a turd?! Like nurses haven't seen turds before If someone is willing to whisk away a labor turd for me, I thank that person wholeheartedly. I mean, you poo everyday, but how often does a BABY COME OUT OF YOUR VAGINA!?[/b]

LMAO! I am one of those who would rather have an internal exam than have to deal with a full bladder. Granted, I have a tiny bladder.

Labor turd. And yup, I am more worried about having a big headed baby that rips me to pieces down there.

[soImarriedAnerd]

I would gladly wipe any of your turds ladies!

[A*LOT*OF*HOPE]

WOW, this has got to be the funniest post I'v seen in a while!! You girls Rock!!!

[*krista*]

I gotta admit it... Although SO has a big ol' head and I am REALLY scared our children might inherit it, I'm still paranoid about labor turds when the time comes! I was pretty mortified when I found out about labor turds.