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November 26th, 2008, 10:40 AM
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I just wanted to say HAPPY THANKSGIVING LADIES!!!!!!!! Hope you all have a great day (even those who don't celebrate it ). Oh and if you do---please eat some extra for me!!!

A little humor for today:


Thanksgiving Divorce:

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego two days before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.

'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'

She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay.' he says, 'They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.'



My New Parrot

Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out
of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's
attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing
soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean
up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The
parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got
angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my
hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep
was heard for over a minute. Fearing that I'd hurt the
parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arm and
said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude
language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my
inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do
everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior."

I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As
I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask
what the turkey did?"


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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November 26th, 2008, 11:29 AM
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Happy thanks giving to you all
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November 26th, 2008, 11:34 AM
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haha those are hilarious! Happy Thanksgiving Angela!! I will def eat some extra for you, bean and Troy!
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November 26th, 2008, 12:34 PM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! I loved those Angela, they were cute
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November 26th, 2008, 12:51 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!

Angela- will you be having turkey tomorrow?
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November 26th, 2008, 01:01 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving ladies!!!
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November 26th, 2008, 01:35 PM
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Oh ya its Thursday there huh?

Hope you had a good Thanksgiving.
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November 26th, 2008, 01:44 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving! What would you like for me to eat extra of for you? Maybe a smidge of everything? Make sure you at least go out and have a nice dinner, even if it's not turkey.
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November 26th, 2008, 02:44 PM
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving! What will you eat?
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November 26th, 2008, 03:07 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving to you all!!!
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November 26th, 2008, 03:08 PM
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Thanks for that! lol, have a good holiday!
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November 26th, 2008, 05:23 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving! I'll try to eat a little for you - but at this point in the pregnancy, I can barely eat enough for me! LOL But, for you, my dear, I will try!
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November 26th, 2008, 07:53 PM
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Happy Turkey Day girlies!! Enjoy that turkey!
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November 26th, 2008, 09:04 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!

Angela- will you be having turkey tomorrow?[/b]
YEP! At the last minute the Marriott Hotel decided to make our crew a special Turkey meal!!!!! So in less then 8hrs I will have turkey and stuffing in my belly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat some extra stuffing for me and pumpkin pie with REAL whip cream on it for me!
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November 27th, 2008, 02:54 AM
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We don't celebrate it here but I am going to wish you ladies a happy thanksgiving anyway, and have a great day!!!
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November 27th, 2008, 05:51 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving! Be sure to offer up your thanks today for all your blessings!!
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November 27th, 2008, 06:43 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving! Especially to those of you I couldn't reach on Myspace!! xoxox
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November 27th, 2008, 09:56 AM
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Hope you had a good dinner, Angela! Happy Turkey Day, girls!
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November 28th, 2008, 12:09 PM
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Yay, I know this is late but happy turkey day!!!!
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