I just wanted to say HAPPY THANKSGIVING LADIES!!!!!!!! Hope you all have a great day (even those who don't celebrate it
). Oh and if you do---please eat some extra for me!!!
A little humor for today:
Thanksgiving Divorce:
A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego two days before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.
'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay.' he says, 'They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.'
My New Parrot
Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out
of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's
attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing
soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean
up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The
parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got
angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my
hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep
was heard for over a minute. Fearing that I'd hurt the
parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arm and
said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude
language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my
inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do
everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior."
I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As
I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask
what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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Gobble Gobble --Happy Thanksgiving ladies!
Missing our little "Duckie" since 06-22-09 
Enjoy that turkey!
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