So I'm still laughing from my stool softener experience
I told 2 pills Thursday night and got relief Friday afternoon. I thought it was over. Then DH and I spent all day yesterday walking around the mall and shopping. All of a sudden I got this HORRIBLE cramp down there and it really scared me. I was holding myself and DH asked if I was having a contraction. I said I didn't know but I needed to get to the bathroom. So I waddled to the bathroom, which took me forever cause I could barely move.
There I am with this horrendous cramp and trying to make the best of a public restroom. The softeners caught up with me and I was sitting there for like 10 minutes! Afterwards, I was relieved that it wasn't a contraction but I was totally wiped out!

For the following hour, I could feel the baby moving like crazy, more times than I've ever felt so close together. I just imagined him in there saying "Mom, what the hell was that?!?!" and "Hey, I've got alot of room in here now!"
Nothing could have prepared me for the severity of constipation and gas pains of pregnancy!