So, this has been my day so far... and it's barely noon!
1. Woman at grocery store: "So, when are you due?"
Me: "Just under two weeks left until my due date."
Woman: "You should try gardening. My water broke when I was gardening, I think it was all the squatting I was doing. Have you tried that?"
2. Cashier at the BX: "So is this one a girl or a boy?"
Me: "A girl."
Cashier: "Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe you will have better luck next time."
Me: "Mmmm."
Cashier: "Who has more girls in the family, you or him [referring to Lee]?"
Me: "Um, well, I guess I do."
Cashier: Aaah, so you are the reason you have no boys. But you never know, maybe you still could have one next time."
Me: "Mmmm."
3. Message left by one of my clients: "Hi, Kate. It's Valerie. I know your message says you are on maternity leave, are you having the baby right NOW? If not, call me back. If you are having the baby now, I don't know, maybe your husband could call me back? I don't want to call this Jessica [my temp replacement during maternity leave whose number is on my message], you're my project manager and I want to talk to you. I can't figure out my e-mail settings and I need you to call me back. Or your husband, if he's checking your messages? It's Valerie. Bye."
4. Lee's male coworker: "So, you're like, gonna have a kid any day, huh?"
Me: "Yep, pretty much."
Coworker: "Wow, that's really gross."
Me: "Thanks. I'm so glad I asked your opinion."
I think I am going to spend the rest of the day vegged on the couch with my water bottle and some chick flicks.