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May 29th, 2009, 11:26 PM
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Some of them are cute, some of them are funny!

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May 30th, 2009, 04:22 AM
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I enjoyed that and am gonna e-mail it to DH. The only one I didn't like is #48...

48 Within six months, you’ll resume some semblance of a sex life. With any luck, it will be with your wife.

I can normally take a joke so maybe it's the hormones, but that rubbed me the wrong way and just wasn't funny.
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May 30th, 2009, 08:29 AM
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LOL!!! I just started reading and some of the comments have me laughing already!
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May 30th, 2009, 09:09 AM
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yeah I agree with shannon #48 crossed the line
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May 30th, 2009, 09:09 AM
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"Of course it changes everything-- thats the whole point isnt it"
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May 31st, 2009, 11:09 AM
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haha very funny!!!
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I think #48 wasn't meant that way. I think the 'other woman' is his hand. Now thats funny!
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that was pretty good. i'll have to save that one.
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May 31st, 2009, 11:56 AM
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haha thats funny! I emailed it to DH!
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May 31st, 2009, 03:16 PM
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Yeah I agree with Alice, they were referring to his right hand, lmao! tfs Angela
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May 31st, 2009, 04:09 PM
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I was thinking right (or left aka "the stranger" ) also with #48.
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May 31st, 2009, 04:30 PM
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Those are cute!! We have to kids and DH is STILL clueless!!
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June 1st, 2009, 12:14 AM
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Haha! Those are great!
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June 1st, 2009, 06:29 AM
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Love this one for me - #9 You will be short on cash. You will not buy clothes for yourself for a year. You will consider canceling cable. You will never own a flat-screen TV. But there will always be money for a crib, three car seats, two strollers and more plastic things in Day-Glo colors than you can throw a rattle at.

This was true when he was first born. - #12 - Yes, you’re holding the baby wrong. Do it her way.

This is perfect for MIL - #18 When your mother pulls you aside and tells you that breastfeeding will ruin her breasts, that babies only need to eat every four hours and that if you pick him up every time he cries he’ll never be independent enough to go to summer camp, don’t believe her.
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hahaha. I read that in my magazine this month. I marked it for DH to read, but I don't think he has yet. Maybe I should leave it in the bathroom... heh.
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That was awesome!

I agree about 48- I assumed it was his hand
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