So last night, I was undressing-- I had teal, lacy-ish string bikini undies on. DH asked, "Did you put those things on first thing this morning?"
Very puzzles, I said, "Yeah, why?"
"So you mean you went to all of your Dr's appts. wearing them today?"
"Uhh.. Yeah.."
There was a pause until it hit me-- I asked, "Do you think I only wear cute or sexy panties when I have plans of getting some or think you might?"
He blushed, "Well, yeah, kind of... I wouldn't want to walk around in frilly boxers all day!"
Me: "Well, it's a good thing you don't find frilly boxers in the 3 pack! Do you think when girls become single they throw their nice panties away or stop wearing them?"
He had no reply and went out into the living room.... I laughed for a good three minutes