Sometimes I wonder... x-posted

*krista* · #1 October 12th, 2009, 08:14 PM

This may paint a mental picture of me that you aren't quite ready to see, but here goes nothing!

I was getting ready for bed, taking a shower, etc. I sit on the porcelain throne to pee (yes, that is what I was really doing!

). I reach over to get some toilet paper, and what do I see turned toward me in a flowery little box with a push button top, just above the toilet paper ready for me to use? Some wet wipes! This is a very odd thing for two reasons:

1. This is MY bathroom. DH always uses the other bathroom in the apartment. He never, ever uses mine.

2. I don't use wet wipes, nor did I buy them when we went to the store today.

So, I could only come to one conclusion. DH bought them for me to use. So I finish up, grab the box, and go into the living room. The conversation went a little something like this:

"Honey, what's this?"
"A box of wet wipes."
"Why are there wet wipes in my bathroom?"
"Because your vag is going to start stinking soon."

"EXCUSE ME???!"
"No no! I read in the pregnancy book, after week 7 your plug has formed and you are more likely to get a urinary tract infection or a yeast infection. It said wet wipes would help!"

Now, on one hand, I find it very sweet that he is reading his pregnancy man book. His concern for my vagingo is also sweet, though probably a little self-serving. But did he just think that I would say, "Oh! Look what the bathroom fairy got me, better start using them!" I mean, the man didn't say a word to me about it, he just bought them and put them in there! My silly, silly husband. Am I the only one who finds that funny?

~*Bethy*~ · #2 October 12th, 2009, 08:20 PM

Well the bathroom faerie is very nice and sweet and loving and OMG he bought you wet wipes

ShannonMVT · #3 October 12th, 2009, 08:49 PM

LMAO bathroom fairy!!!

It's half sweet and half strange, hahaha.

soImarriedAnerd · #4 October 12th, 2009, 08:59 PM

Hands down the funniest thing i have ever read on JM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
What book is he reading anyway?

CherryFrog1926 · #5 October 12th, 2009, 09:05 PM

OMG LOL i'm laughing so hard right now (taking a break from homework) so needed that right now. thank you

LisanAndy · #6 October 13th, 2009, 03:23 AM

I'm seriously cracking up over here

Mars · #7 October 13th, 2009, 05:07 AM

That is just too freaking hilarious!! ROFLMAO!!!!!

~*sierra*~ · #8 October 13th, 2009, 05:19 AM

oh my gosh!!! lol

*krista* · #9 October 13th, 2009, 05:31 AM

He's reading Your Pregnancy for the Father-to-be.

Resi · #10 October 13th, 2009, 05:50 AM

I find it very funny!

Oh.. you might want to get a wipe warmer because those things are going to be cold!!

♥Ashley♥ · #11 October 13th, 2009, 06:29 AM

Seriously, maybe the funniest thing I have ever read! The most funny part is that is soooooo something my DH would do!!!

Chelnae6 · #12 October 13th, 2009, 06:32 AM

LMBO! TOOOOO FUNNNNY! That is really random. I can only imagine what the rest of the pregnancy is going to be like. I'm looking forward to hearing more stories like this lol.