To my husband:
"You had better call your mom and tell her you love her, because I am going to stab you in your sleep tonight. I am going to hurt you so bad, and you will cry. You are going to need a lot of stiches. And you are gonna be sooo pissed, but you can't get upset at me about it because I WARNED YOU!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!!?"

(backstory: Jack was flipping out before a nap and I couldn't find any of his binkies. I blamed him for losing all of them because he is always just laying stuff wherever. When I told him this our front door was wide open.

I did end up finding them . . . on the ground under my computer)

[HopeWishWait]

Nic and I always joke about selling Conner or leaving him at a church when he's being crabby all day so this was today, walking out of the store:

Me- Oh look that woman's car is open, we could just leave the baby inside!
Nic- We'd get more for him on the black market.

[~*Bethy*~]

I was a tired mommy at nap time and said ( )

"If I hear another PEEP come out of your mouth Ill spank your MOUTH - do you hear me!??! " and Ive heard silence since....

I WOULD NEVER EVER DO THIS....I just lost my cool....and apparently it worked in the come to jesus meeting approach.....I dont know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.....

[Trannyfromtheuk]

I honestly cant think of any time like that today. Maybe tomorrow.

I usualy tell Mia when shes in a horrible nasty crabby mood that i will put her in the wheely bin but i dont think anyones heard me say it other then Gary

[LisanAndy]

"I love how my ___ talks about how Christian she is and all she does is stir up anger and hurt in everyone's lives. I feel like I live in a freakin mad house!".- to Andy on the phone.

[sara~b]

I spent my whole day working on homework so besides telling Gemma to get her clothes off (for her bath) I don't think anyone has heard me say much at all!

[szczepanski]

"You need to find a place for your cheese head that is somewhere I don't have to look at it, so that does not include just wearing it around the house."

I randomly called poor DH while he was at lunch (and I knew he would be so I didn't actually talk to him) and left it on his voice mail. I was re-organizing the bedroom. He is a Packers fan and I'm so tired of staring at his ******* cheese head on top of the TV. I hope he puts it in the basement.

[*kyle*]

"I'd make out with Kristen Stewart!"

Said to a friend on the phone who was saying she doesn't see the appeal of Kristen Stewart. I was making the case that she is an attractive actress. No one would have overheard me say this unless they were listening through the wall of my apartment though.

"I'm very proud of your big beautiful brain?"~~ Perhaps overheard by the apartment handiman while on the phone with a very good girlfriend. Long story to go with that.

[Frozendesire]

Been home all day, it's raining Just me and the boys.

The only thing is maybe me yelling "Curtis" cause he kept slamming the doors down the hall lol.

[*krista*]

I kinda kept to myself today so I'm no fun... although DH makes fun of me all the time because I have no awareness of how loud I am speaking vs. how close in proximity my subject is.

[lauren in hi]

"Don't look at me like that!" said to my co-worker J because I always remember weird, random stuff and she thinks I'm a nutcase.

"Are you driving your mom crazy?" said to a hyper student who I think is even more hyper lately 'cause he's got a cast on & probably can't get all his energy out.

I know there's more but I'm old and can't remember!

[szczepanski]

Originally Posted by *krista*

I kinda kept to myself today so I'm no fun... although DH makes fun of me all the time because I have no awareness of how loud I am speaking vs. how close in proximity my subject is.

I'm a loud talker too, and it is even worse now because I feel like I can't breathe when I talk, so I talk even louder and get more out of breath, hahahaha.

I always tell DH "I'm not loud!!! My voice just carries really well!!!".

[ShannonMVT]

Me "He's still got a little bit of cradle cap on top of his head."
Dh "It's protecting his brain."

[Mars]

These are too funny!

Fortunately, I didn't have any of these moments yesterday or so far today. I'm too busy wrapped up with buying a new car. Well, not brand new but new to me.

[Augie]

I was talking to DH about meeting the Pastor at our new church.

ME: "I can see it now, he'll ask our hobbies and we're gonna answer 'Killing things.'"
DH: "Not just 'things,' all kinds of things. Kobolds, trogledytes, goblinoids, zombies, dogs, rats..."
ME: "Don't forget the occasional person."

We had just finished playing D&D Online.

[szczepanski]

Cheese head update:


It is back on top of the tv. I told him I wanted to put a picture there....he told me to put it on top of the cheese head. Sigh. You win some, you lose some.

[~*Bethy*~]

heather I feel for you I've totally been there before!!

[*Amy*]

Originally Posted by MichelleAnne

"I'm very proud of your big beautiful brain?"~~ Perhaps overheard by the apartment handiman while on the phone with a very good girlfriend. Long story to go with that.

There were many humorous conversations yesterday regarding my big beautiful brain but the preggo brain has taken over the big beautiful brain and I just can't remember them! Glad you do!

[Frozendesire]

"No, Don't put that on his penis"

Hahahaha