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January 23rd, 2010, 05:17 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Northern VA
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Why does everyone call you bacon? I asked this in a post recently but for the life of me I cant remember which
one? Although I know who ppl are talking about when they say it, I have no idea why lol.
Do you like bacon that much?
Did you crave it during your pregnancy?
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January 23rd, 2010, 06:42 AM
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Mega Super Mommy
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 3,169
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Oh boy where do you begin with the bacon..I wish I could explain it but I think the Baconette herself has to 
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January 23rd, 2010, 06:44 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Montreal
Posts: 6,333
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Michelle and Kevin Bacon are reaaaaaaaally close. I even have a pic of them together somewhere on my computer.
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PLEASE DO NOT MENTION PREGNANCY ON FACEBOOK!
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January 23rd, 2010, 06:50 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Northern VA
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January 23rd, 2010, 07:36 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 8,090
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Its all about Kevin Bacon!!! hahaha Michelle will have to explain herself!!!
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Aimee wife to Jeremiah mommy to Adeline Louise
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January 23rd, 2010, 07:42 AM
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broken.
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 5,830
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 Oh my gosh. It goes back well over a year, I think. Baconator!
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My Blog
2006-2012 6 years of NTNP, TTC, TTCMA, Losses, Surgeries, and Diagnoses.
RPL and Genetic Tests came back 100% normal
No known reason for our losses.
50+ cycles of heartbreak, loss, and the hated waiting.
RE Reconsult 4/26-Done
Cycle 52- letrozole, trigger, & DS IUI- ???
Follie Scan 5/21: 1x16mm, 1x7mm, 5x6mm or less
Follie Scan 5/23: 1x21 mm, 1x14mm, 5x7mm or less
Trigger 5/23 10,000 IU
IUI 5/24- count was excellent, perfect timing.
Beta 6/11-?
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January 23rd, 2010, 07:42 AM
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DYK Kevin Bacon makes you fertile? Footloose alone can cause O? Come on Michelle! Come play!
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January 23rd, 2010, 09:29 AM
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Ian, Morgan and Isabella!
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Hillsboro, Oregon
Posts: 6,244
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Michelllllllleeeeeeee please tell her why
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~Momma to 3 munchkins~
~Ian Michael, 6~
~Morgan Alexis, 5~
~Isabella Joy, 1~
~Owned by a 2009 Friesian Sport Horse Filly named Calypso~
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January 23rd, 2010, 11:36 AM
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Ah yes, bacon ...
Once upon a time I was an embittered infertile with a barren & bacon-less womb. Back then times were rough. I would come to this board every day and sneer at all the posts with titles like, "I'm pregnant! Who wants to be in my DDC?!?!!" or, "OMG we are cycle buddies! We will SO be in the same DDC!" Because of my stupid irregular cycles and fertility problems, no one ever wanted to be my cycle buddy. No one ever told me they wanted to be in my DDC. I was, alone ...
One night as I tossed and turned in bed with rebellious thoughts in my head, I thought to myself: I'll show them all! I will make my own DDC and everyone will want a piece of it! I'll be the most popular girl at the ball! But how would I make this happen? How could I, with my fertility problems, be in a DDC? I felt like perhaps I should just ... abandon all hope ...
But lo and behold that very night I had a dream, no - a vision. Kevin Bacon appeared to me. He said, "Hey there you sexy b1tch. I know your womb is barren and uninhabitable. But I can fix it. I shall take your baconless uterus, and I shall baconfy it."
Shocked (and kind of turned on), I asked him - "So, ummm ... are we gonna do it or something?"
Kevin Bacon smiled - "No, unfortunately I lack a penis in the dream state. Sorry. But I WILL wrap your ovaries in bacon. It will make you fertile, and you will give testament to this by loving bacon for the rest of your life"
"But what of my friends?" I asked.
"No worries little hottie, I shall sponsor a DDC in your honor. All who join will be baocnfied, and you will no longer be alone. Everyone will join your ddc. Infertiles and non preggos will flock from across the globe to join and revel in its delicious bacon glory."
Then with tears in my eyes I woke up. From then on I knew that with my new baconfied ovaries, I would now produce top grade eggs - because bacon makes everything better, especially eggs.
The next day, the Bacon DDC was born! With Kevin Bacon as sponsor and me as head baconator, we had many bacon floggings and saw many bacon graduates. For the rest of my life I will salute Bacon, and its wondrous powers. All Hail bacon!
The end
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January 23rd, 2010, 02:00 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Barbados
Posts: 18,988
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All hail the Bacon!
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January 23rd, 2010, 02:08 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Montreal
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January 23rd, 2010, 03:10 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Rochester NY
Posts: 12,280
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lol! Kevin needs to come back and explain in detail, how one baconfies their ovaries!
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January 23rd, 2010, 03:29 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Northern VA
Posts: 7,874
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Thats sooo funny!!! So shortly after, you got pregnant with Jack?
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January 23rd, 2010, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ~ChelNae6~
Thats sooo funny!!! So shortly after, you got pregnant with Jack? |
Well, it actually took 4 more months after the start of the DDC to conceive Jack. But the bacon had a lot of work to do in my uterus, I think. So it took longer. Have you seen all the bacon babies that were conceived after that? ALL HAIL BACON!
The way ovaries get baconfied is very technical, and Kevin told me I was too HOT to understand complicated things. But here is an pic of my uterus after baconfication
See that yummy bacon on each ovary? That's where the magic happens.
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January 23rd, 2010, 05:08 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 10,854
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Bacon....it's life changing.
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January 23rd, 2010, 06:59 PM
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Mega Super Mommy
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 3,685
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Caroline~
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 I need to be baconfied in the worst way...
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January 23rd, 2010, 10:20 PM
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Ian, Morgan and Isabella!
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Hillsboro, Oregon
Posts: 6,244
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O.
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I didnt realize Isabelle was a baconbaby  All hail the baaaacon!!!!
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~Momma to 3 munchkins~
~Ian Michael, 6~
~Morgan Alexis, 5~
~Isabella Joy, 1~
~Owned by a 2009 Friesian Sport Horse Filly named Calypso~
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January 24th, 2010, 07:03 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Northern VA
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January 24th, 2010, 08:17 AM
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Mamma to Mia
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Grimsby, England
Posts: 19,304
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Can I be baconfied too please?! 
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Molly Ann born Feb 13th 2012 weighing 6lb1oz
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January 24th, 2010, 02:00 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 14,102
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MomToJack
Well, it actually took 4 more months after the start of the DDC to conceive Jack. But the bacon had a lot of work to do in my uterus, I think. So it took longer. Have you seen all the bacon babies that were conceived after that? ALL HAIL BACON!
The way ovaries get baconfied is very technical, and Kevin told me I was too HOT to understand complicated things. But here is an pic of my uterus after baconfication
See that yummy bacon on each ovary? That's where the magic happens. |
Im dying here!!!
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Cycle #1-9 - All Natural....5BFN's, 4BFP's (all ended in miscarriage)  Cycle #10-11 - Met with first RE, diagnosed with heterzygeous MTHFR mutation & slightly low SA on all counts. -BFN, Cycle #12 - First IUI+Trigger - BFN, Cycle #13 - BFN Cycle #14-15 - Met with new RE, diagnosed with a blocked right tube that previous RE completely overlooked or didnt care to mention. Soy (120mg) - BFN Cycle #16 - Clomid (100mg) - BFN, Cycle #17 - Clomid (100mg)+Trigger+IUI - BFN Cycle #18 - Acupuncture+Clomid (100mg) - BFN Cycle #19-27 - 2 Soy (160mg) cycles, the rest all natural also 30lbs lost!! - BFN's Cycle #28 - New RE is GREAT! Put on bcp 7/6/11, Lap surgery 8/1/11- Tubal cyst (5cm) found and removed, Uterine Septum removed, and Stage II-III endo removed. Cycle #29 - All Natural - BFN, Cycle #30 - All Natural - BFN, Cycle#31 - All Natural - BFN, DONE TTC FOR NOW
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