My name is Chelle, and I want to be an alcoholic for an hour!
I want to drink at a happy hour SOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!! I swear when I give birth and have enough boob juice pumped and Lani is with a friend or family member overnight and i'm not feeling like crap, I'm going to go out to a bar just once and get smashed! I dont even like being smashed but the fact that I cant drink liquor makes me want to drink liquor. Even though all it does it make me go to sleep and I dont even like being drunk lol. (the last time I was drunk was like almost 2 years ago)
Maybe a glass of wine will curb this crazy liquor crave. I want a patron margarita, grand marnier and pineapple, blue motorcycle, shots of royal flushes, patron and lime shots, tequila sunrise, margaritas, hurricane, hand grenade, etc.