So I took 2 test today, at a supposed 9 dpo! LOL. I thought I saw something on the first one, but when I showed it to my DH he said there was nothing there. When I pressed him telling him I was SURE there was a hint of something, he told me I was nuts and that he was going to come on here and tell you all I was acting like a freak. He was right though, there is no second line at all. I guess the POAS addict truly never recovers It is kinda fun to pee on sticks, see a bfn, and feel completely ok with that. DH tells me to just go outside and pee on actual sticks though instead of wasting money. He also went on saying, "we have been through this before. If it is just a hint of something, its negative. If you have to put it up to the light and squint, or take it apart, it's negative!" LMAO. He was the one that bought the tests too! When I asked him which he was getting, he told me, "First Response, as usual" Hahahahaha! That's pretty bad he knows all this, huh?

But yay I am not preggo! Still fun to pee on sticks though I know I am not the only mom that does this, right?

[sara~b]

Ummm, I didn't get a BFP until 11DPO. Don't give up yet?! *evil grin*

(And where's the pics?)

[*krista*]

You have your DH trained well!

[Resi]

haha.. it's too early to know for sure. I had a feeling you would be peeing on a stick. After the sore boobs and chart posting I knew you were itching to pee on something.

I know right? I am so predictable, LOL

I would share the test, but there really is nothing there. Except in my head. But I knew I was imagining it, because I wasn't freaking out. I am still not convinced I even ovulated. Who knows! whatevah

[~*sierra*~]

u do have him trained well! lol

peeing on stuff is fun!

[Mars]

HAHA!! Wait until it shows u positive in 2 more days!!!

You DH is too cute! I love his responses!

[midnight_starr]

Haha!!!

[A*LOT*OF*HOPE]

I knew you would POAS!!! Your Dh is so funny!!

[Frozendesire]

Muahahahaha I wonder what it will show in a couple days....................

[Alison81]

Yeah, you're only 9dpo, are you sure you don't want to test again in a day or two? JUST KIDDING, sort of!

[ShannonMVT]

yeah you're only 9 dpo sucka. LOL at peeing on actual sticks! Just get some internet cheapies and then you dont' have to feel bad about peeing on one all the time. I'm getting some EWCM and I keep forgetting to pee on an OPK.

Haha, yeah right! I would be "feeling it" if I were. Like my uterus would JUST KNOW, right? I don't want to test again b/c the rest of these tests need to last me for a couple of years. Plus, I aien't preggy. Still ... I really like peeing on sticks and then analyzing the nothingness. I get way too much pleasure out of this. although, I want to photoshop one and then send it to DH for April Fools day!

oh yeah Shannon, I should get a bunch of cheapies. I will need to pick up min paper cups too then.

[freesiangel]

[~*sierra*~]

cheapies are good, but dollar store tests work in a pinch too! i am addicted to those after the last month of peeing on like 20-30!

[IamMom]

BUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAHH I knew you would too...with all that sore boob stuff.....and going crazy mom and calling the cops about the open door...so preggy brain stuff to do! I was hoping you were secretly to myself! I gotta say though I can see why you started peeing on stuff again ...even I wanna pee on stuff and there is NOOOO chance I'd ever be preggo again...or need to know if I'm ovulating again! So I'll live vicariously thru you....soooo when will you pee on said stick again????HMMMMMM?????

Yeah Keri I know my mind has been so off. I broke a plate last night, I spilled Jack's pears today, and I have been crying a lot. I also threw my used pregnancy test and a book at DH today for fun. I think I am losing it! All attributable to stress. My boobs even feel fine now

I wanna say I won't test again. But who am I kidding. You know I will tomorrow I need to get those cheapies since this is apparently a hobbie for me.

[IamMom]

YIPPEEE - I can't wait for tomorrow!!!!!

It will be negative - I guarantee! I kinda got a little nervous about it b/c - TMI ALERT - DH said he, uh, deposited a payload during our last sexy time, so to speak. He is supposed to be infertile what with the sperm going backwards and all that. But apparently it doesn't go backwards anymore. I have witnessed this "first hand", but I wasn't worried b/c it didn't seem like that much. Now he says I should be worried b/c it is a lot (he used much more explicit terms then I am to explain this, lmao). WHY didn't his junk work right when we were ttc Jack?? Gah! I think my infertility has us covered though for this cycle at least. I really was worried and thought I felt preggy, but not anymore. My ovaries are all gross and pcosy most likely. Fine by me! Although I have to start back on my pcos diet just for general health reasons.

[IamMom]

"First hand" - does this mean what I think it means!!! HA! I'm doing the PCOS diet too.....it sucks...I'm still waiting on my blood work from two weeks ago to see if I'm diabetic yet or not. I hope not...I was getting all excited thinking maybe my insulin issues were getting straight cause I had three periods in a row - Dec, Jan, Feb...but now this month nothing yet......it sucks. I liked being regular.

So I was complaining about that all to DH the other day and he says..I had a dream you were pregnant....wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaat
I said - only in your dreams honey - only in your dreams! HA HA HA

I really hope you do get a quick natural one this time Michelle - that would just be the bees knees!