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April 19th, 2010, 07:26 PM
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I knew there would be the typical "How did the baby get in your tummy?" type of questions and such. What I didn't expect is some of the new ones! I've explained birth and breast feeding as simply and non-graphically as I could but apparently Gem has been doing some thinking on her own.

After I finished my homework, Gem and I were looking at the u/s pics. I turned Gemma sideways and said that I thought her profile and the baby's are very similar. She responded,"I think we will look a lot alike but I think she will have a bigger one of those nut-stuck-in-your-butt things." WHAT?! I asked her what she was talking about and she pulled down her pants and pointed to her clitoris! I asked her why she thought it was a 'nut in her butt' and she said she tried pulling it and it wouldn't come out but if felt like a nut! OMG!

I'm so unprepared to be having these talks! I just told her it's called a clitoris and it helps her pee so she shouldn't be pulling on it. I hope that will be enough to shut her up for now! I guess she understood WAY more at the u/s than I thought!
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April 19th, 2010, 08:23 PM
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OMG!! I'm laughing so hard right now!! Aren't kids wonderful!!

Thank you Gemma - I really needed a good laugh
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April 19th, 2010, 08:52 PM
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OMG!! ROFL!!!!! I am soooo not looking forward to those kind of talks as Reid gets older!
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April 19th, 2010, 09:24 PM
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Oh No!!!! That is pretty funny though!!!!
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April 19th, 2010, 10:05 PM
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haha that's so funny!!!
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April 19th, 2010, 11:28 PM
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oh god! lol... I think i would die!
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April 20th, 2010, 03:25 AM
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OMG I'm laughing so hard Time to get prepared mommy
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April 20th, 2010, 05:02 AM
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oh god! lol... I think i would die!


OMG! ROFL!!
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April 20th, 2010, 05:13 AM
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omg! You must have about died!
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April 20th, 2010, 05:13 AM
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LMAO!!!! That is too funny!!!!
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April 20th, 2010, 05:19 AM
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That's great!!! She's pretty clever!
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April 20th, 2010, 07:00 AM
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LOL!!!
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April 20th, 2010, 07:16 AM
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Oh man!
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April 20th, 2010, 07:36 AM
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Penis talk is hilarious as well. I had the kids in the bath (yes I still bathe them together, sue me LOL) And this was like a year or so ago - and Ian gets out as Morgan stands up and Ian just BURSTS into tears, I mean alligator tears STREAMING down his face. I start hysterically laughing because 1) I know hes not hurt and 2) ist nearing bedtime so I ask him "Ian hunny, whats the matter?" he looks at me and goes "Mommy, Morgan's penis got washed off in the bathtub and I still have mine" hes SOBBING....All I could do was laugh God I love this age
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April 20th, 2010, 08:00 AM
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Lmao!!!!!
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