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April 19th, 2010, 07:26 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Pittsburgh PA
Posts: 10,350
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I knew there would be the typical "How did the baby get in your tummy?" type of questions and such. What I didn't expect is some of the new ones! I've explained birth and breast feeding as simply and non-graphically as I could but apparently Gem has been doing some thinking on her own.
After I finished my homework, Gem and I were looking at the u/s pics. I turned Gemma sideways and said that I thought her profile and the baby's are very similar. She responded,"I think we will look a lot alike but I think she will have a bigger one of those nut-stuck-in-your-butt things." WHAT?!  I asked her what she was talking about and she pulled down her pants and pointed to her clitoris! I asked her why she thought it was a 'nut in her butt' and she said she tried pulling it and it wouldn't come out but if felt like a nut! OMG!
I'm so unprepared to be having these talks! I just told her it's called a clitoris and it helps her pee so she shouldn't be pulling on it. I hope that will be enough to shut her up for now! I guess she understood WAY more at the u/s than I thought!
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Sara, 27, married to Shane, 31, mom to Gemma, 6, and Ashlyn, born 8/7/10
Running for my health and sanity!
PR's: 5k-25:05 (old PR 25:10), 5M-45:03 (old PR - 47:22), 10k - 52:00 (approximate - training), HM-2:25:58 (ran a 2:17:36 during marathon), Full- 4:49:25 (old PR -5:49:40), 50k-7:05:56, 50M-13:31:14, 100k- 18:59:31 (old PR 20:56)
(All of these PR's are going down this season!)
My Pregnancy Chart: http://www.fertilityfriend.com/home/1c6297
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April 19th, 2010, 08:23 PM
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Mega Super Mommy
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 4,882
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OMG!! I'm laughing so hard right now!! Aren't kids wonderful!!
Thank you Gemma - I really needed a good laugh
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April 19th, 2010, 08:52 PM
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Super Mommy
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 892
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OMG!! ROFL!!!!!  I am soooo not looking forward to those kind of talks as Reid gets older!
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April 19th, 2010, 09:24 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: So. California
Posts: 12,651
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Oh No!!!! That is pretty funny though!!!!
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April 19th, 2010, 10:05 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Canada
Posts: 10,199
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haha that's so funny!!!
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April 19th, 2010, 11:28 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Rochester NY
Posts: 12,280
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oh god! lol... I think i would die!
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April 20th, 2010, 03:25 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hagerstown, MD
Posts: 23,058
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OMG I'm laughing so hard  Time to get prepared mommy
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April 20th, 2010, 05:02 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 8,102
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alicenwonderland
oh god! lol... I think i would die!
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OMG! ROFL!!
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April 20th, 2010, 05:13 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 6,553
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omg!  You must have about died!
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April 20th, 2010, 05:13 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Barbados
Posts: 18,988
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LMAO!!!! That is too funny!!!!
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April 20th, 2010, 05:19 AM
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Lilyan's Mommy
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 12,736
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 That's great!!! She's pretty clever!
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April 20th, 2010, 07:00 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 8,090
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LOL!!!
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Aimee wife to Jeremiah mommy to Adeline Louise
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April 20th, 2010, 07:16 AM
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Platinum Supermommy
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 14,102
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Oh man!
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Cycle #1-9 - All Natural....5BFN's, 4BFP's (all ended in miscarriage)  Cycle #10-11 - Met with first RE, diagnosed with heterzygeous MTHFR mutation & slightly low SA on all counts. -BFN, Cycle #12 - First IUI+Trigger - BFN, Cycle #13 - BFN Cycle #14-15 - Met with new RE, diagnosed with a blocked right tube that previous RE completely overlooked or didnt care to mention. Soy (120mg) - BFN Cycle #16 - Clomid (100mg) - BFN, Cycle #17 - Clomid (100mg)+Trigger+IUI - BFN Cycle #18 - Acupuncture+Clomid (100mg) - BFN Cycle #19-27 - 2 Soy (160mg) cycles, the rest all natural also 30lbs lost!! - BFN's Cycle #28 - New RE is GREAT! Put on bcp 7/6/11, Lap surgery 8/1/11- Tubal cyst (5cm) found and removed, Uterine Septum removed, and Stage II-III endo removed. Cycle #29 - All Natural - BFN, Cycle #30 - All Natural - BFN, Cycle#31 - All Natural - BFN, DONE TTC FOR NOW
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April 20th, 2010, 07:36 AM
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Ian, Morgan and Isabella!
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Hillsboro, Oregon
Posts: 6,244
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Penis talk is hilarious as well. I had the kids in the bath (yes I still bathe them together, sue me LOL) And this was like a year or so ago - and Ian gets out as Morgan stands up and Ian just BURSTS into tears, I mean alligator tears STREAMING down his face. I start hysterically laughing because 1) I know hes not hurt and 2) ist nearing bedtime so I ask him "Ian hunny, whats the matter?" he looks at me and goes "Mommy, Morgan's penis got washed off in the bathtub and I still have mine" hes SOBBING....All I could do was laugh  God I love this age
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~Ian Michael, 6~
~Morgan Alexis, 5~
~Isabella Joy, 1~
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Last edited by ~*Bethy*~; April 20th, 2010 at 08:14 AM.
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April 20th, 2010, 08:00 AM
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Mamma to Mia
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Grimsby, England
Posts: 19,304
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Lmao!!!!!
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