Ok I will do saturday....(lauren/shannon you two pick friday or sun LOL)
Grab some popcorn ladies this is long and funny.
So Saturday we all crawled out of bed about 10-11am (we went to bed about 4am!). Got up and ready and googled/mapquested AND GPS on Lauren's phone the directions to the mall in Columbus. (because we couldn't get onto base without them so we meet up then went to their house). So after what seemed like 30 min drive because we were just caught up talking and laughing.....we got to the mall with only one wrong turn! (not bad for a car full of women). Once at the mall we decided to get some food while waiting for Angela/Landon/Chris. While I was sitting there eating I noticed this cookie monster shirt! Turns out the cookie monster shirt was Chris!.....now real quick let me explain why this is funny......
So when I was younger I had an unhealthy liking to my 2.5 ft cookie monster doll. I would hump it ALL THE TIME. The babysitter told my parents I couldn't bring it to the daycare because I would hump it till I got all red and sweaty! LMAO! (so yes I was a hornball from birth ladies). So there I see this cookie monster shirt and I think to myself "I need to get troy that!" ...but then its CHRIS! LOL
ok so back to the story. So I wave them down and we all introduce each other. Angela sits down (she has a tank top on with a hot pink bra sticking just a touch out of the sides)...and ummm she has an amazing rack! I'm telling you I couldn't tell you what color her eyes were! HAHA While eating landon wants to play/run so chris takes him around
Oh and Chris is HOT also...even without the Cookie monster shirt. So while we are talking I said how london was being a little fussy....angela chimes in that "I wish I could say landon wasn't normally like this but really its a good day!". LOVED THAT! So we finish up eating and its time to get our car and then follow them to the base. Well our car was on the other side of the mall so the plan was to get our car and drive over to their side and then follow. Well on the way to our car I start walking up to the wrong car. (it was the description of Chris's car). I got them mixed up.
Well WHILE lauren and shannon are laughing at me Lauren walks up to the same model/color car as the one we were in....but it WASN'T our car! LOL she didn't notice this until she tried to open the door and two people who were having sex in the front seat pop up!!! (I'm NOT KIDDING!). So she gets all flustered and looks down and apologizes and walks away. (Thats our group sex lauren for you!
). Then we get into the RIGHT car.....we are dying laughing about it and decided we need to drive by the other car so we can honk and wave so they can see why she had the wrong car.......they were STILL going at it!
so then we drive to the other side of the mall to find Chris's car. Shannon/Lauren are in the front and me and the kids are in the back of shannon's car. Suddenly shannon is complaining about this a-hole that is just stopped in front of her and she was going to drive around them when I realized it WAS chris! HAHA So we wave and follow.....on the drive in we see Chris doing some car dancing while driving so then we have to do our "fork in the disposable dance!" (the references the night before!). While on the drive we also all talk about how great Angela's boobs are and how hot Chris is and I fill these two in on the Cookie Monster thing. We were trying to figure out how long you need to know someone before sharing these details. We decided to do the sandwich trick (nice thing, possible neg, nice) so the plan was to complement her boobs, then tell her I want to hump her hubby then finish with how cute landon is. So we get to her house and since they just moved in they have only some air mattresses for furniture.....so then its weird because someone may "have" to sit on the bed with the hottie hubby! Instead Chris sat on one bed, me another and everyone else on the floor.
About 30 min into hanging out Chris goes outside and I fill in Angela about the cookie monster shirt......while I'm telling her the story and we are blurting out she has a nice rack she was drinking soda and started spitting it though her nose! Lauren chimes in "oh and landon is cute too!" (see we did the sandwich!) While in the process of running to the bathroom because soda is coming out her nose she accidentally knocked down landon and he started crying. Well this got Chris's attention so he looks in the window and sees his wife running away, landon on the floor crying and the rest of us dying laughing. Needless to say we got a weird look....which made us laugh harder.
Then angela comes back in and chris comes back in at the same time. Chris was playing with landon on the bed next to me and one point is bent over (butt to us ladies)....yeah I got busted by the others drooling :drool:
So then things calm down a touch and we are all talking and playing with the kids. Chris leaves to run errands. Then it starts getting late and so we get ready to go (of course we need chris to get us out of the base so we call him back). Shannon starts to change lily's diaper (HUGE blow out up to her neck/armpits) She got poop on her changing pad even. After shannon gets her all wiped off, using her last wipe, she decides to pee with no diaper on! So shannon grabs her and takes her to the bath while Angela is trying to help clean up. Since they just moved in there was no spare towels so I got paper towels from angela and helped shannon paper towel off lily! LOL
So finally chris gets back and we all get loaded up to go. We follow them off base and stop (of course talking about how angela is probably telling chris about the cookie monster and how we think he is hot). so we stop so he can give us directions back.....he gets out of the car with this ***** eating grin so know we KNOW he KNOWs! LOL So he gets up to the passenger side of the window and pokes his face in (so its like inches from lauren). She gets all nervous and starts looking at her smart phone and pretending to type! AHHA Shannon is flustered also just saying "ah-ha" but not listening! Then I pipe in from the back "thanks for being our escort" (thinking driver out, not prostitute LOL). He smiles and leaves.
So we heard the first part of the directions and we take that.....well somewhere along the drive we were going north on 85 (or whatever) and then somehow got turned around! So instead of going to Atlanta we ended up IN ALABAMA!!!! We didn't notice till the "welcome to Alabama" sign! So we drove in a big circle and then headed home....it add about 1hr to our drive.
So that was saturday! Here are all my pictures from this weekend with some captions. Hopefully Shannon and lauren will chime in on the other two days also.
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tooooo funny!!!
I'm super jealous, I would love to hang out with you all!
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