...I think I am the only idiot who can have 2 broken toes, 1 on each foot
Last week, I asked DH to move something from behind the bathroom door so I could access the bathroom better -- i even said to him "can you move it before I get hurt?". He didn't, and I ended up slamming my toe into the door jam. Broke my pinkie toe at the base.
Then today, I was jumping up outside to grab a clothes pin, and landed on my "pointer" toe and felt the pop followed by horrible pain. Broke it at the top part near the first joint.
Grrrr.............
ETA: LOL!! When I write out "door-jam" without the hyphen, it think I am writing d-a-m-n and stars out the word "jam"