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April 8th, 2010, 05:47 PM
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So, #1 wanted us to go out on a date night tonight. I suspect because she wanted to watch the movie that I got them for Easter (Edward Scizzorhands) that DH made them turn off because of bad language. But for whatever reason, she shews us out on a date night.

We get to the restaurant. We have the baby with us. There is another couple there with 2 very cute little boys- 2yo, 7mo. So of course I say something nice, like hello. And I ask how far apart they are because they are close. Then they asked me something about my baby and I answered and mentioned that she is #7 of 8. The husband got this look and says "oh my god, WHY?" So, in full voice right back to him I replied "Because we are sex addicts, just like Tiger!"

He looked shocked and a little embarrassed.
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April 8th, 2010, 06:06 PM
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LOL...I want to use that now!
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April 8th, 2010, 06:19 PM
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bu ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
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We aren't to give a baby milk, berries, or peanut butter. We are to introduce new foods one at a time. But it's OK to inject several viruses, bacteria, aluminum, formaldehyde, phenoxyethanol, animal serum, mercury, squalene and more into an 8 week old? I don't think so.
In order to be healthy it is an unfortunate fact that people must be allowed the opportunity to be ill. I trust my body and those of my children to work correctly against the relatively benign diseases they vax for, and do not trust the ingredients in the vaccinations.
Our choice to not vax isn't based in ignorance, poverty, conspiracy theory and rumor. It's research, common sense, fact and evidence based..something the medical community has largely forgot about.
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April 8th, 2010, 06:21 PM
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har har har! that's great. i think i want to use that too.
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April 8th, 2010, 06:42 PM
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Yayyy!! Good for you!!!
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April 8th, 2010, 08:03 PM
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Sweet! I wish I could have seen their faces
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April 8th, 2010, 09:19 PM
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too funny!
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April 8th, 2010, 09:40 PM
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Awesome! LOL
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April 8th, 2010, 09:41 PM
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hahaha I wish I had been a fly on the wall to see his face!
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April 9th, 2010, 06:35 AM
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April 9th, 2010, 07:01 AM
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Yay!!! I wish I could have seen his face too!!! LOL
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April 9th, 2010, 07:47 AM
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April 9th, 2010, 12:39 PM
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LOL! I wish I could have seen his face.
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April 9th, 2010, 02:55 PM
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lol
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April 10th, 2010, 09:01 AM
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If only you could have heard the conversation after you left! That's funny. Hope you enjoyed our night out
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April 10th, 2010, 01:21 PM
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Awesome, I so am going to use that
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April 12th, 2010, 06:11 AM
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too funny!
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April 16th, 2010, 02:18 AM
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popping over from closely spaced siblings: That is really funny! i would love to of seen the look on his face
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April 16th, 2010, 05:46 AM
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I LOVE it! This post came up on the closely spaced siblings board when I mentioned how people assume because we have (soon to be) 4 kids close in age we must have sex allll the time.
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