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  #1  
October 5th, 2004, 03:41 PM
twinsmom26
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I wake up with a cheerful smile on my face EVERY morning!

I take a two mile walk everyday.

I never get annoyed with the kids.

I dont scream!!

I dont curse!!

I dress up for DH and wait up for him every night with dinner on the table and the candles lit!!

My children are well behaved!!

And I ALWAYS wipe from front to back, lol!!



So tell me why you are so perfect!!
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October 5th, 2004, 03:48 PM
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Oh and I forgot to mention a few more perfect qualities of mine...

I dont have a single ounce of body fat

No cellulite

percky boobs after 3 kids
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October 5th, 2004, 05:08 PM
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ok if no one caught on by now we are making up "perfect" things about ourselves. just to be stupid and fun!


i am perfect b/c

i wake up every morning and cook dh breakfast before he leaves for work
i dont spend any of our money on myself
i keep the house completely spotless



i wish i was perfect, but i know i am way far from it! LMAO
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October 5th, 2004, 05:22 PM
twinsmom26
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We are joking???
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October 7th, 2004, 09:45 AM
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you 2 are funny
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October 7th, 2004, 10:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by twinsmom26@Oct 5 2004, 05:41 PM
I wake up with a cheerful smile on my face EVERY morning!

I take a two mile walk everyday.

I never get annoyed with the kids.

I dont scream!!

I dont curse!!

I dress up for DH and wait up for him every night with dinner on the table and the candles lit!!

My children are well behaved!!

And I ALWAYS wipe from front to back, lol!!



So tell me why you are so perfect!!
Wow, you ARE perfect!!!!

I'm not, so I won't even begin to try!!!! LOL.

I wake up grumpy, my kid is a maniac, my house is chaos, my boss gets on my nerves, I yell occasionally, my boobs are not as perky as before dd came along, dd blessed me with stretch marks and cellulite and yes there is body fat LOL!!! I don't dress up for dh, I do curse, everyone annoys me!

Owell, I do wipe from front to back though!!!

Can I be perfect in my own little world though?!!!

I'm perfectly happy and I love my perfect family.
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~Nicole~ Mom to Anna, age 3!
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October 7th, 2004, 04:08 PM
Ma2RayPooh
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we were just joking, i dont do any of those things i posted! LOL
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October 7th, 2004, 05:34 PM
twinsmom26
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Yeah we were just joking. I just thought it would be fun to pretend to be perfect for a minute ,lol!! I am far from it!! I do curse (sometimes), I have some cellulite, I never walk not even two houses down sometimes, lol, and my kids drive me crazy most of the time. Who's perfect really? Nobody I know, lol!!
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October 9th, 2004, 07:17 PM
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Didnt you all know Im as perfect as perfect can get!!! LOL

Def Not Im not even close to the Biggest Idiot around!!LOL
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