[Brandiwine77]

I wish it would snow on Thanksgiving!

[txjovigal]

Granted, but its a blizzard that has you with out power for 2 days... meaning no Thanksgiving meal!


I wish I would have money for IVF!

[Brandiwine77]

You win the lottery & get all the money you need for IVF, but the government but a ban on IVF due to widespread price gouging.

I wish I could find a job I love!

[txjovigal]

You find the job you love, but it doesn't pay anything and you have no vacation.


I wish DH would get a better paying job!

[RainyDayGirl]

I wish DH would get a better paying job![/b]

The good news is he finds a very highly paid job. The bad news: it's as a male stripper and he keeps leaving his thongs and tear-away pants all over the house!

I wish I had an immersion blender.

[Brandiwine77]

You get your blender, but use it so much that you blow a circuit in the house and have to pay $$$ to get it fixed & you don't have power for days!




I wish I could lose a lot of weight

[*babylove*]

Granted..... You loose all the weight you wanted.... then poof it magically starts pack back on... and nine months later you find out

[Brandiwine77]

I wish I was super fertile!