Okay, I will tell one where I
did get caught, and boy was it embarassing!
Me and DH were visiting my hometown, and so we decided to go over to the ballfield where the local minor league team played. It was night time, so the stadium was all shut down, but no problem, since I used to have my track meets there in high school and knew where it was unfenced. We went in and were having a good time, running the bases, pretending to play baseball, checking out the graffiti in the dugouts, etc. I had to pee, but lucky me, the door to the locker room was ajar! So I ran in, used the bathroom, and we went back into the dugout to see if there might be a ball around we could play catch with.
There we were, crawling around in the dugout, checking under the benches, when all of a sudden (on a BULLHORN no less) we hear "Come out slowly with your hands up!!".
I totally freaked out! I couldn't see who was there, since they were shining their megawatt flashlight at us, so we slowly came out to see that there were
three armed cops there wating for us! It was so freaking scary!
We explained the situation, and I guess they thought we were lying so they seperated us to question us and be sure our stories matched up. Finally they believed us and told us that when I'd gone in to use the bathroom it had set off an alarm for them, and they came racing in to make sure we weren't terrorists, trying to blow up the stadium!!
I was so, sooooo embarrassed. Luckily they let us go with a "get out the way you came in, and don't come back again". Yikes!
But we do have a picture of where we added our initials in a heart to the dugout bench with a sharpie before we got busted, lol.