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  #1  
August 4th, 2004, 11:42 AM
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The Toddler’s Creed


If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it.
If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
If it has leaves, they must be picked.
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table.
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead.
If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it is paper, it must be torn.
If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If the volume is low, it must go high.
If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
If it is a toothbrush, it must be inserted into my mouth.
If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.
If it is a phone, I must talk to it.
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it IS food, it must not be tasted.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
If it is a carseat, it must be protested with arched back.
If it is Mommy (or Daddy!), it must be hugged.
I am toddler!
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August 4th, 2004, 12:15 PM
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lol tks for posting that!! Cute
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August 4th, 2004, 12:24 PM
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Did Jessie call you and tell you all this???? lol
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August 4th, 2004, 12:26 PM
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Too Cute! Thanks!
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August 4th, 2004, 12:31 PM
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TOO TRUE!!!!

Now, was it here we were talking about not having friends w/o kids???Cause these are the reasons!!!LOL!
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August 4th, 2004, 01:37 PM
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August 4th, 2004, 02:08 PM
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Ah, the joys of toddlerhood ....
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August 4th, 2004, 04:55 PM
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you got a hidden camera in my house or something??? That was hilarious!!!
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August 4th, 2004, 05:11 PM
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Originally posted by loganandjacobsmama@Aug 4 2004, 06:55 PM
you got a hidden camera in my house or something??? That was hilarious!!!
I agree...are you watching our kids???? LOL That is so my Ella....
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August 10th, 2004, 12:19 PM
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It's a funny I found on the net and I thought that it was just like my kids!! I thought you all would get a kick out of it too!!
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