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September 7th, 2004, 12:08 PM
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Polish Divorce

A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: Ja, Ja, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?
POLE: No, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger? (as in nagging, whining, etc.)
POLE: No, she white.

LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?
POLE: She going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, "Polish Remover.

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September 7th, 2004, 12:16 PM
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LOL!!! Being Polish, I get an extra laugh!
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September 7th, 2004, 02:30 PM
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haha!! That is really funny Ashley!!!
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September 11th, 2004, 02:39 PM
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hahaha that was sooo cute.. I liked that one alot.. thanks for the giggle
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September 11th, 2004, 08:46 PM
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