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  #1  
August 4th, 2010, 07:11 PM
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So I know a lot of us are fans of the Vampire Movies/Shows/Books.



Have you seen the trailer for the new "spoof" movie called "Vampires Suck"


YouTube - ‪Official Vampires Suck Trailer‬‎



Are you going to watch it?


I can see a lot of little girls getting angry, but I will probably rent it, when it comes out. Even though all the spoof movies lately have "sucked".
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August 4th, 2010, 08:04 PM
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I think most people will just see it as a parody, I really don't see anyone getting angry or upset. Parody movies are common every year highlighting the biggest movies of the year. I think Lady Gaga is also parodied in this. It beats the Twilight Porn that came out last year. And to please all audiences, there is also a gay porn, Twinklight


This isn't Twilight:


And the New Moon sequel, This Isn't New Moon.

I can only link it, it has graphic language on the picture

The youtube commercial for Twinklight is NSFW or small children's eyes (graphic biting and blood and some obvious thrusting)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byTVW...layer_embedded

Twinklight looks like it excelled in cinemetography, set design, costuming, choice of actors and overall better bad-assery. I think that word might hit the JM censors
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August 4th, 2010, 08:06 PM
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Some of the scenes are pretty funny in the trailer. They Jasper scene at the birthday party is pretty funny.


I have never seen the other videos you listed, I do remember a musical parody of Twilight on youtube, I need to go find it. It was pretty funny!
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August 4th, 2010, 08:27 PM
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Hillywood did the musical parodies that got massive amounts of hits, and they are awesome!

Twilight
YouTube - ‪'Twilight' Parody - By "The Hillywood Show"‬‎

New Moon. All the songs for this one are done by Pink. They filmed most of this one IN Forks.
YouTube - ‪New Moon Parody by The Hillywood Show?‬‎

Those girls got so popular among fans that they now go to all the Twilight Conventions and are the official Event Speakers and moderate panels and so on. They also teach their dances and have a dance off at the ball on Sat nights. 2 girls and like one camera, no production crew other than their Apple computers.

Hillywood is the entire reason that my husband knows the real Twilight cast. Basically he helped set up the room at Twicon where we were going to learn the Hillywood dances. They asked him to stay on staff, he ended up as Jackson Rathbone's security guy the rest of the event

Hillywood guys, and Clint in the background


Learning the dance (LadyCoconut, one of the JM Admin's is next to me. She was like 3 months pregnant with Lily)



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August 4th, 2010, 08:44 PM
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Yes ...that is exactly what I was talking about. That is pretty neat you got to experience all that...ibet it was a lot of fun. I always wanted to go to a comic con or the twicon....
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August 4th, 2010, 08:51 PM
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I thought the cons were DWEEB-ville. Till I went to one. They are actually pretty dadgum fantastic. I think Comic-Con is the newest "cool" thing to do. Too bad that it came about a generation late for alot of those pure, true Old Skool Star Trek and Star Wars fans. Sorry guys? How about we make it up to your sons in this generation?
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August 4th, 2010, 08:58 PM
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Yeah it was fun to watch the videos of the latest comic-con.


Weren't the old ones called trekki coventions



I bet all the fans of The Lost Boys.....stephen king....etc....would of loved a comic-con.
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August 4th, 2010, 10:10 PM
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Loved those pics Lauren!

Hellz yeah I wanna see that movie!
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August 4th, 2010, 11:39 PM
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I personally hate the vampire genre stuff. Ew. Never liked it. Never liked the horror movies with vampires, and I love scary movies. I do not like Twilight. I might watch this though, just because it will probably make me laugh since it's a spoof of vampires
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August 5th, 2010, 07:12 AM
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I don't get the whole vampire thing, but now I'll have to watch the movies to get the scenes in the Vampires Suck movie.
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August 5th, 2010, 01:50 PM
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yeah, most of my friends are not into the vampire genre.


But I have always been, my mother got me into it. We watched Buffy and Angel back in the day together. And I watched all the vampire movies of the time..Lost boys, Salems Lot, dracula...etc So I have always been into it...wish my mom was here to experience the recent vampire craze...it would be fun to have someone to watch it with.
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August 5th, 2010, 05:54 PM
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My s/o has one of the screeners for this downloaded, and I found it wickedly hilarious. Even as a Twilight fan (who admits that Twilight pretty much sucks), I couldn't stop laughing at it.
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August 12th, 2010, 03:06 AM
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I just watched this and I have to say most of the funny scenes are in the trailer, as per usual. There were maybe a couple of scenes I somewhat chuckled at but overall, it was pretty weak and dumb.
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August 12th, 2010, 08:06 AM
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^ figures. I pretty much assumed that since
A. Funnier fan parodies
B. All of the stuff in this movie is ripped off those fan parodies

then I knew it would suck. The Jacob turning into a chihuahua bit? Done. Except fans turned Jake into a hamster, mouse, etc.

They shoulda let JuiceBox do this movie. They are fracking hilarious

Santa instead of vampires
YouTube - The TWILIGHT Before Christmas (HD)
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August 12th, 2010, 09:28 AM
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I've seen way better and equal parodies for free online, such as the one you posted. The actress that played "Becca" did a great job on Kristen Stewart and caught a lot of her mannerisms. A lot of the jokes were not original and not even that funny, I did expect a bit more. The Black Eyed Peas reference is still my favourite after seeing the movie.

And if you aren't a Twilight fan, I wouldn't bother seeing it. It basically follows the first two movies and makes light hearted jokes but it honestly was almost like watching the movies over again. There was one tiny "True Blood" reference (the drink) and one small "Buffy" reference and the rest is totally Twilight.

Oh, and Lauren, I have it online so if you are interested in watching it then you can let me know. And anyone else knows how to send large files over email
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I pm'ed you!
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August 12th, 2010, 10:46 PM
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I just watched this and I have to say most of the funny scenes are in the trailer, as per usual. There were maybe a couple of scenes I somewhat chuckled at but overall, it was pretty weak and dumb.
That's sucks.

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I thought it looked pretty funny but not something I would go see in theaters. I'd wait for it to come out on DVD.
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my bf wants to see it... I think it will be funny. But I do not agree that it will be better than the real thing.
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