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Orangebrittainy October 15th, 2013 05:07 AM

Typo Tuesday
 
What is the most embarrassing or funny typo or autocorrect you have experienced?

FDwife&mama October 15th, 2013 05:29 AM

Re: Typo Tuesday
 
its not exactly a typo but rather using the wrong english word in place of another. it's happened twice actually...and i dont think i'll ever live them down. lol

1. when i was younger i was walking through the store with my mom and i was telling her (rather loudly) about a cooking show i had watched on tv and they were cooking octopus. the chef said to keep the "testicles" on when cooking them. (yes i meant TENTACLES) and im pretty sure i heard someone giggle on the next aisle over.

2. when we were still dating or just newly married...michael comes home from work and is telling me about a warehouse that they had to do a fire inspection on. he was telling me about all the high security they had in the building and what not and they had to gain access through a RETNA scanner. (what i heard was "rectum") so i went on to say "wow...kinda reminds me of in the prisons when they have to search all the prisoners for contraband and stuff...its amazing what people will hide up their butts." at this point, michael is just looking at me like "WTH are you talking about?!?!?!" and i was like "rectum scanners...." he couldnt help but just laugh, shake his head and say "RET-NA, honey, RET-NA". hehe

Orangebrittainy October 15th, 2013 10:49 AM

Re: Typo Tuesday
 
My cell phone would NEVER let me text the word love. It auto-corrected it to Lube. So I have sent several I lube you texts to my hubby.

sareymac October 15th, 2013 10:59 AM

Re: Typo Tuesday
 
almost anything thats starts with bu- gets autocorrected to butthole. . . yeaaaa its my fav insult.

fmlbulridr018 October 15th, 2013 12:47 PM

Re: Typo Tuesday
 
ha ive never had autocorrect problems, but i have accidently sent dirty texts to my MIL or mother instead of hubby.. oops i was embarrassed the next am when i got asked about it.. haha

jennmommyoftwobeauties October 17th, 2013 12:22 PM

Re: Typo Tuesday
 
I have never really had any that I can think of but right now I am lost in thought trying to figure out whether I have cause I am sure I have at some point.

Aynber October 17th, 2013 07:10 PM

Re: Typo Tuesday
 
I can't think of any texts. But my hubby and I met on a chat room years and years ago, with a few years of long-distance dating. Let's just say a few extremely private comments were sent to the public room...

ChristiR October 17th, 2013 08:13 PM

Re: Typo Tuesday
 
hmmmm, i have a word on my phone, though I cannot recall what it is that trys to autocorrect to pu**y --like the cat--lol luckily i have never sent that......my daughter texted me from school the other day and said that she fell and hit her chin on the bus steps...so i am freaking out trying to figure out how bad she busted up her face....so was one of her friends apparently.....what she meant to send was shin lol....so when her friend asked if she was bleeding, and she said she didn't know she hadnt been able to pull her pants down yet to look, her friend was like..WHUUUT???? lmao it was hilarious


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