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mommaerin February 15th, 2013 06:35 PM

Call me maybe- pregnancy parody
 
So I had my glucose test today. Blah. But it did leave me with an hour to sit around and do nothing. Why, yes I could have been productive and worked on paperwork but why do that when a parody is begging to be written? So I took my hour to write a love song to all the people out there who say crazy things to preggos especially the random strangers who feel the need to comment (see previous post- Sadly, I'm not the only victim) Enjoy!

Call Me Maybe- Pregnancy Remix

Verse 1:

I threw a wish in the well
My weight gain? Iíll never tell.
My bellyís starting to swell.
Iím in the family way.

A babyís always a gift,
Sweet hands and fingers to kiss.
I wasnít planning on this.
But now heís on his way.

Bridge:
Oh yes Iím showin.
My bellyís a growin.
And you want to knowin
If Iím growin two babies?

Chorus:
Hey, I just met you.
That questionís crazy.
I know Iím big, but
Thereís just one baby.

Yep. My jeans are tight
The panelís stretchy
Cause now Iím rockin
Ma-ter-ni-ty

Hey, I just met you.
That questionís crazy.
Yes, thatís my due date
There ainít no maybe.

And all the older moms
They try to sway me.
Thanks for the lecture
But itís my baby

Verse 2:
I know Iím starting to slow
But thatís just normal you know
And boy, when I have to go
Donít get in my way.

Iím having trouble with sleep.
Sometimes I randomly weep
And when Iím trying to speak
I forget what to say

- Bridge + Chorus-

Before he came into my life
I wasnít so round, and I could bend down.
I wasnít so, so round.

Before he came into my life
I wasnít so round, and I could bend down.
I wasnít so, so round.

Hey, I just met you.
That questionís crazy.
I know Iím big, but
Thereís just one baby.



Ps- Totally rocked the glucose test. Had to get below a 135 and I passed with a 90, definitely worth abstaining from the v-day treats yesterday. Whoop, whoop- pass the candy, please!

TeeCee February 15th, 2013 06:53 PM

Re: Call me maybe- pregnancy parody
 
LOVE IT!!

That's awesome
And yay! Congrats on passing your glucose test :)

Skimboardin Mama February 15th, 2013 09:55 PM

Re: Call me maybe- pregnancy parody
 
Hilarious!!! Omg you are a lyrical genius. ;) You need to make a YouTube video ad go viral!

EverydayJoy February 15th, 2013 11:44 PM

Re: Call me maybe- pregnancy parody
 
I agree---genius!! Record it on video...go viral...get rich! Haha!!!

kary4 February 16th, 2013 05:49 AM

Re: Call me maybe- pregnancy parody
 
Love it - creative! Good job!

Sapphera February 16th, 2013 07:55 AM

Re: Call me maybe- pregnancy parody
 
OMG, that is AWESOME!!!!! :)

bcogoli February 16th, 2013 04:55 PM

Re: Call me maybe- pregnancy parody
 
That is great!!

jcperez February 16th, 2013 05:02 PM

Re: Call me maybe- pregnancy parody
 
lol...thats AWESOME! You need to get that one out on youtube!

Sweetpea24 February 16th, 2013 05:47 PM

Re: Call me maybe- pregnancy parody
 
Loved it!! and grats on passing

usnwifey9 February 16th, 2013 10:11 PM

Re: Call me maybe- pregnancy parody
 
That ROCKED!!! LoL! You are one talented momma! ;)


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