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bebe July 19th, 2005 07:30 AM

You know your from Texas when.....

You see more Texan flags than American flags.

You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.

You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.

You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.

You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds.

You dress up to go shopping at the mall.

You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree.

You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.

You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.

You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards.

You know what a 'Cowboy Cadillac' is.

You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud

Your local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce department

You watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accents

You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine

You think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen.

You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team"

You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth.

You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.

Your Pastor wears boots.

There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.

The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Joshlynn'sMommy July 19th, 2005 08:37 AM

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LOL, this is funny because mine does! :lol:

I used to have a "you know your from Texas" thing in my e-mail, it was funny too. I'll have to look and see if I can find it.

TexMex July 19th, 2005 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by bebe@Jul 19 2005, 08:30 AM
You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.

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Oh wait...I think I know...is it because many of us here are not from Texas? OMG I think I may have just answered my own question! :rolleyes:

Joshlynn&#39;sMommy July 19th, 2005 09:50 AM

Idk, it may be that Austin is to country folk, considered a 'real big city' and most people from Austin don't really have a 'southern draw' because of how many people are really from Texas. Don't hold me to this because my guess is as good as your's!

Joshlynn&#39;sMommy July 19th, 2005 09:51 AM

Okay, I just really confused myself re-reading my previous post! :wacko: So if you didn't get it, please don't ask because I couldn't explain it for the life of me.

bebe July 19th, 2005 10:35 AM

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You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.

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Oh wait...I think I know...is it because many of us here are not from Texas? OMG I think I may have just answered my own question! :rolleyes:
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U got it!

TexMex July 19th, 2005 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by JoJo*sMommy@Jul 19 2005, 10:51 AM
Okay, I just really confused myself re-reading my previous post! :wacko: So if you didn't get it, please don't ask because I couldn't explain it for the life of me.
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Hey thanks for trying! :D


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U got it!
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Hehe...thanks! :P

JGoldinger July 19th, 2005 01:19 PM

HAHAHAH

THATS GREAT!


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