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Joshlynn'sMommy July 19th, 2005 08:59 AM

You're from Texas if...........

1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur,Waxahatchie, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, MEXIA, Waco, and Amarillo. Don't forget Nacogdoches!!

2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and
look for a funnel.

4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor
on the highway.


5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined
by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

10. You measure distance in minutes.

11. You refer to the capital of Texas as "home of the Longhorns."

12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died
in an airplane crash.


13. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special
occasions.

14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the
ocean.


15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

16. You know cow pies are not made of beef.

17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their
wedding date

18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than
your fist.


19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a
four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.

20. You know which state Miam-uh is in....... and which state Miam-ee is in

21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.

24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.

25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.

Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:

"You wanna coke?"

"Yeah."

"What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper."


If this don't define a Texan, I don't know what does! ;)

DynamiteLotus July 19th, 2005 09:04 AM

Bahahahahaha! You guys are going to get me in trouble!

<-----Is at work.

Joshlynn&#39;sMommy July 19th, 2005 09:33 AM

Uh-oh! :ph34r: <- hiding

bebe July 19th, 2005 10:37 AM

LOL these are good!

JGoldinger July 19th, 2005 01:21 PM

lol another great one!


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