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plan4fate August 26th, 2013 11:00 PM

Things that I have said since Friday (dtd related).....
 
To DH:"Does it hurt? My cervix is on Vacation in Alaska."

To Reme:
"What will it take for you to not come near this door for the next 10 minutes?"
"Kindle time."
"Sold. Get out."

2nd interaction:
*knock knock*
"Go play on your kindle!"
"Yes!" *hear him say to the cat. "I'm going to knock on that door every time it's closed, I get the kindle!"

To DH:
"I have no idea where my cervix has gone, but I *expletive* hope it stays there!"






To explain.. I have a low cervix at all times. Well since last week it's been way the heck up there.. I can't touch it, he can't touch it and he's not hitting it during sex making it hurt. LOL






Do you have any Gems?

Jen@FirsAve August 27th, 2013 05:27 AM

Re: Things that I have said since Friday (dtd related).....
 
Ha :giggle: They're great

No funnies about dtd from me, there's not much of it going on at the moment - Poor DF!

momology August 27th, 2013 07:07 AM

Re: Things that I have said since Friday (dtd related).....
 
:lol: those are fantastic!!!!

hmmm has been quite a while for us too I am afraid. . . I can't think of any right now but if I do I will be back!!! :D

girlsofsummer August 27th, 2013 08:07 AM

Re: Things that I have said since Friday (dtd related).....
 
Oh wow, the life you lead ;) Too funny!

"I told my buddies at work that we had sex this morning AND WE knocked boots at lunch. They think I'm a God."


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