“Mom? Do you remember that bad dream I had last night about the monsters who were eating me?”

“I remember.”

“I’m afraid of monsters and I need you to fall me asleep tonight.”

“I will but you know there are no real monsters, right?”

“But there are in my dreams.”

“While you’re dreaming can you tell the monsters that your dreams are an NMZ?”

“What’s that?”

“A No Monster Zone.”

“Maybe I can, but it might be easier if I just take them by their monster hands and throw them off of the world.”

“Yep. That sounds easier.”

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