Hiding Places

“Bob! What is all this behind the couch?”

“Oh… that’s just where I… um… put my broccoli and stuff.”

“How long have you been hiding food back here?”

“It’s not all the food, Mom. Just the stuff I don’t want.”

“Yeah, I get it. I’ve got to tell your dad about this.”

“Don’t tell Dad. That’s tattling.”

“It’s not tattling, it’s parenting.”

“Don’t do parenting.”

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