Motherhood: It’s A Numbers Game

4 and 1/2 the number of batches of Lactation Cookies I’ve made so far.

3 the number of pediatricians I’ve interviewed and still haven’t found one that isn’t a complete ding bat.

2 the number of times I’ve threatened to beat my husband to death with  my  My Brest Friend breast feeding pillow for saying stupid stuff to me like “Why do you look so tired?”

2800 the number of times I’ve Skyped

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