We Are Not Getting A Lizard

“Mom, what should I do right now?”

“Find something to play with in your room.”

“I don’t like toys anymore.”


“No, really. I only like basketball and Minecraft and lizards and rocks.”

“That seems problematic. What are you going to do with the other twenty-three and a half hours of your day?”

“See? That’s why I’m asking you.”

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