Posts By Smacksy

SmacksyLisa Rae Page Rosenberg is a survivor of 16 years in the television business. She worked, by turns, as a writer, director, producer, casting associate, and the gal who gets everybody’s Starbucks order. Later, she spent time as a counselor at an outpatient program for adorable teens with un-adorable psych and addiction issues. Working in the orbit of actors, rock stars, comedians, and teenagers prepared her for a current gig as the stay-at-home mother of a pre-schooler named Bob. Lisa writes a family humor blog called Smacksy and on occasion, enjoys talking about herself in the third person.

A Wedding in the Woods

We traveled to my cousin Tom’s wedding over the weekend. Like any true family gathering, there were tears and laughter, music, heartbreak, joy, dancing, expectations, drama, tortillas and an open bar. Babies cried and were tended by their grandfathers. My son ignored lunch but ate four stolen cupcakes from the back of the wedding dessert…
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Smacksy Sunday Links

Nancy is smart. Nancy is funny. Nancy is pretty. I don’t hate Nancy because she’s awesome. I hate Nancy because she lives in Utah instead of next door to me where I could squeeze her more easily. Nancy has a blog that is like a visit with your favorite girlfriend. Nancy also has a new…
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Apple/Tree

Jeff and I sat in the living room. We could hear Bob in his bedroom playing with his action figures. “I am Darth Vader and you should wear a sweater,” Bob said in a low voice. “But I’m hot,” Bob answered himself
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Super Mensch

“Mama? Is Superman Batman’s assistant?” “No. Superman is a separate superhero.” “Then who is Batman’s assistant?” “He doesn’t have an assistant but he has
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Bed Time Vernacular: A One Act

BED TIME VERNACULAR JEFF and I are tucking BOB in for the night. JEFF Sweet dreams. Get some good sleep. BOB I don’t want to sleep, I want to live. ME Wow. JEFF Sleeping is living, Boo Boo.
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The Latest Move

In the last few months, I’ve been working a lot with Bob to recognize when I am on the phone and during that time to not interrupt me or make loud noises or follow me around playing a harmonica or activate the toy garbage truck that repeatedly yells, “Ew! What smells?” So far, it’s going…
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Smacksy Sunday Links

I am thrilled that my friend Dr. Tina Bryson has started a blog. She is a parenting expert, and her real-world, real-mom advice is smart and delivered with a sense of humor. If you have children in your life or are surrounded by adults who act like children, sign up to have her new posts…
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