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January 12th, 2006, 09:07 AM
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Have you ever......

1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed?
I said I never would and whelp, I'm guilty as

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE
When my daughter was about 3-I told her baked beans were chilli so she'd eat it..
3-Taken an *illegal* substance?
When I was in my early teens I smoked something.. but never really got into it
4-Played 5 finger discount?
7th grade, we went on a "shopping spree" the next time my friends called me to go with them my mom wouldn't let me go.. and wouldn't ya know, they all got arrested... Thanks mom
5-Called off work so you could go have some fun?
Of course
6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work?
Yes-I lied and said I had been hit by a car, with minor injuries
7-Had *relations* in a crazy place?
lol-in the van with my bf at the time while his mom drove
8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)?
Yes, a slight crush but never more
9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner?
Yes-I hid a cell phone bill and paid it b/c I went 100 mins over my plan (at 65 cents a min)
10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned?
Yes-I've gone mad crazy shopping before, hid the stuff and said I only bought a few
11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans?
Yes-He likes to go out when we all go out and if its a girls night he's the odd ball so I've told him I was just going to a friends when in fact it was otherwise..(shame on me)
12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation?
No-I was on bedrest this last time so I didn't really get to go out anywhere.. Besides, I think people are RUDE.. could just be the pregnancy hormones
13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache"
YES (or I'm REALLY tired)
14-Faked the big "O"
a few times, when I was giving pitty relations and there was no way I was going to get into it at all so I just did it for him
15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol)
OOOOH YES... he told me I had a VERY filthy mouth for a lady
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