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January 13th, 2006, 09:04 PM
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Have you ever......

1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed? Absolutely. In fact, just a few minutes ago.

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? Probably, can't remember as they are older now.

3-Taken an *illegal* substance? Drank when I was underage, does that count?

4-Played 5 finger discount? Definately not!

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun? Hasn't everyone?

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work? Nope, usually just "Cough, cough, I'm sick!"

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place? Yup ... on the lawn of the Boy Scouts of America office (in the middle of the night, of course!)

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)? don't think so.

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner? yuppers

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned? all the time!

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans? nope

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation? Yep, wish I was still pregnant so I could still do that!

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache"? It's my favorite!

14-Faked the big "O"? More times that I can count!

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol)? Everytime they call!
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