Topic: Melinda!
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August 21st, 2006, 06:14 PM
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Ok Melinda, this baby needs to come tomorrow- so heres the plan:
1. Grab your husband, put the kids at a sitter and put on your walking shoes.
2. Start walking to my house- its only like 20 miles, right?
3. At about the 1/2 way mark (which would be the 10fwy, I think) strip down to your birthday suit and make your husband "dtd" right there!
4. When your done, drink so raspberry ice tea
5. When you arrive at my house, I will fix you a nice garden salad with vinegarette dressing and some casteroil for dessert.
6. Then you and your husband will go into my romantic guest room and dtd one last time.
7. Lastly, walk to Chandler hospital and if your water hasnt broken, I have a crochet needle in my purse and I will brake it for you!

Come on Melinda!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get this little boy outta you!!!!!
<div align="center">Stephanie aka "Queen of the Universe" Mommy to Ethan and Leah

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