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December 8th, 2012, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by LessthanThree View Post
I think the curse word one was funny but the Grey one is just gross. "9 months ago, my parents had kinky sex and produced me".

Or how about, "My dad pretends my mom is the babysitter"?

I don't know, I don't think I'd put my kid in anything that referenced what kind of sex I had. It's a little weird, even if it is also kinda funny.

Not offended, but it has an ick factor to me & I'd never put it on my kid. I don't think everything has to be ponies & bugs & trucks & butterflies or it's "wrong". I just think making references to your libido or sex life via your child's onsie is iffy & maybe alittle trashy looking to me. There are plenty of humorous ones I think are hysterical & they have strong language & such...but again, that isn't normally about the parent's sex life.
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