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March 20th, 2013, 11:12 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Near St.Louis, MO
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Drink your child backwash or eat their chewed food? Backwash

Wake up at 2 am and find that your bed is soaked in their pee, or deal with an "accident" at Target? Accident at Target, I do not want to have to be up in the middle of the night changing pee sheets.

Babysit a kid who hates your kid or have a play date where you cannot stand the Mom? Playdate with the mom I can't stand.

Take care of a teething 6 month old or an 18 month old? 18 month old

Have engorged breasts for two weeks or sneeze and pee your pants in public? Have engorged breasts

Have your kids voice sound like Caillou or Dora? Oh ggeeze I can't stand either one, but Caillou is such a whiner so I would have to go with Dora

Have lice go through the whole house or have the stomach flu go through the whole house? Umm I don't do well with vomit so I'm gonna have to go with lice.

Be stuck in the house with a colicky infant or an hormonal teenager for a week? hormonal teenager.
Have a kid with perpetually bad breath or perpetually bad farts? bad farts

Have a psychotic meltdown in the library or church? library

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